#SHELDONISSOKIND #アルー ← click for joy 🦭 @sealmerlin for merlin stuff

@gooletwo
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ngl i pretend balls don’t exist when reading a fic. like don’t mention balls around me. i’ll genuinely close the fic.
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Like why are they all annoying genuinely every single one I’ve never met a single man in the entirety of the time I’ve been on this planet that wasn’t annoying
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If you think a character in your ship bottoms because they like penetration and not because of a convoluted gender role reading they kill you with rocks
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⚠手ブレ、風の音 何もしてないのに嫁に怒られるティノくん😂 2026.2 #鴨川シーワールド #ワモンアザラシ #ティノ #アルー
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People love dangerously overweight cats and dogs and think they’re adorable even though they’re being mistreated while ignoring seals which are always round as fuck and they’re perfectly fine because they’re MEANT to be fat. Untapped market
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Harry Potter au where everything is the same except they’re all seals. Imagine Voldemort galumphing into godric’s hollow to kill Harry
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Imagine a seal. Now imagine Sheldon. This is fun
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every day is I Love You Day for Katsunori
Today is National I Love You Day.
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Many have been asking for a crowdfund. Our official GoFundMe page is now live. 🙏 We're hoping for a miracle. 😢🦭 Donate via our own website: steun.zeehondencentrum.nl/1-… Donate via GoFundMe: gofund.me/2c6f68292 Take action: stichtingzeehondencentrum.co…
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she has the eyes of a beetle
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Sirius & Lupin defending James to Harry
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They literally haven’t even moved in yet and Eileen’s chucked Severus down on the pavement
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i know i like to slander regulus a bit but i will say i also feel quite maternal towards that little weirdo. he’s like a distant cousin you worry about idk
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With a heavy heart we must announce that Seal Centre Pieterburen Foundation will likely have to file for bankruptcy within 2 weeks. 😭 This threatens to bring an end to our rescue of seals in need, just as the new pup season is about to begin. Read more: zeehondencentrum.nl/nieuws/z…
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my vent art... also this isn't about anyone specifically bc this has happened with SO many people😭
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Reposting cuz it fits the trend. this is MY vent art
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this is my vent art
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