The New Liberal Democrats:carrying out our promises to you, except the ones we won't. (NB: very literal people: no, don't be daft, of course we're not).
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You never know, UKIP might get into power and suddenly campaign for a stronger, more united EU. Parties do things like that. Apparently.
Nick’s diary. Annoyed. Went for meeting in No 10 and George had used my place at Cabinet table to install a water cooler.
Note to press office: PAY MORE ATTENTION. Phone-in with Nick Clegg is real radio show not 'terrible satire', pls discontinue injunction.
Note to press office: before seeking shutdown of 'obvious parody accounts' pls make sure not our official twitter feed kthxbye.
Delighted to play our part in passing the gagging Bill that's already being used to shut down those hateful parody twitter accounts.
Not such a sad loss though, Gove's speech about how a teacher gave him lines once and set him on a lifelong quest for vengeance.
If they'd kept the archives, they could show we are making this up. But as they have deleted them,any reasonable person knows must be true.
Looks like Cameron's speech about gay marriage being policy so single mothers can be married off to each other by force of law has gone too.
You should also see the utter shite that Ian Duncan Smith came up with. Unfortunately that became policy.
This decision to delete the archives really annoys us as it shows us up: our webstats show one hit to #libdem archive. Since 1997.