
Life is a soap opera and then you’re cancelled. Here for geekery, nerdery, japery and prankery. Minogue. Wilde. One of those @PopGays of a Certain Age.
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Well I’ve just seen the trailer for the HBO #HarryPotter series and I’m more convinced than ever that the whole thing is so utterly pointless and a slap in the face to everyone who shelled out on merch and experiences based on the movies.
It’s 75%* guaranteed that these would have been demolished within 10 minutes** of getting home.
Oh well!
*100%
**5 minutes
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This is Harley. She's never rolled down a hill before, but she's super proud of her first attempt. 13/10 nailed it
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The earthquake was felt by most people in Central Florida, except for the people riding Space Mountain, who reported no noticeable change in conditions.
BREAKING: Earthquake Felt at Walt Disney World
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This is Bungalo. She uses that face to get what she wants. It works unbelievably well. 12/10 would never say no to

ALT a little solid-black puppy rides in a shopping cart in a pet store, but she’s not looking at any of the excitement around her. she’s looking straight at you, her eyes wide and ears dropped low, with her front two paws hooked over the shopping cart’s handle. she looks like a very sad little bat, and we’d give her the world if she asked.
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Replying to @KaitMarieox @LongRonaldp
His net worth went up 3 billion this presidency alone and that’s not even counting what his sons and daughters have made
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Our @newplanet has been busy on a side project which sees its release now!
Crystalle may be AI but she sure can deliver a poptastic banger!
Who cares if her creation speeds up global warming! #newmusic2026
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Replying to @GovPressOffice
If Kamala was in office, then we'd be at war with Iran, the economy would be crashing, and gas prices would be sky high. Everyone should be thankful Trump won!!
HONESTLY I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT THIS “IT DOESN’T SAY EASTER ON EASTER EGGS” SHITE IS BACK AGAIN.
JUST GET TO FUCK WITH THIS WANKERY EVERY FUCKING SHITEY YEAR.
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I’m absolutely outraged!!!
I’ve just found out that Cadbury are flattening Easter Eggs into some kind of bar and are selling them all year round in a further attack on Easter!!
We are a Christian country!!





















