To be, or not to be, that is the question.
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William Not Shakespeare retweeted
I'm convinced that people who afford alcohol comfortably are rich. Liquor is very expensive.
William Not Shakespeare retweeted
Most ladies get into relationships not knowing what they want but most men get into relationships knowing exactly what they want.
William Not Shakespeare retweeted
Bro, feelings die. You'll be fine and that heartbreak might be the best thing that happens to you.
William Not Shakespeare retweeted
Every morning for eight months, I saw an elderly woman sitting outside the same hospital ward.
She never entered the building.
She simply sat on a wooden bench holding two cups of tea.
One morning, I finally asked who she was waiting for.
She looked at the empty cup and said...
William Not Shakespeare retweeted
Jana ruto alikua Nyamira😂
Makosa mp alifanya ni kunitrust nimtafutie crowds mimi naamkia locals leo😂😂
Kula kwa ruto Kura kwa Sifuna🙂↔️
William Not Shakespeare retweeted
An elderly woman came to my bakery every morning and bought exactly one loaf of bread.
She never asked for change, never complained about prices and always paid with old banknotes.
One Monday, she didn't show up.
A week later, a lawyer walked into my bakery asking for me.
He handed me a letter from the woman.
It read...
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Me: Sorry boss I fvcked up, it won't happen again
Boss: I know. Wanna find out how I know it won't happen again?
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Pack your sh1t.
Me:👇
Most ladies get into relationships not knowing what they want but most men get into relationships knowing exactly what they want.
