I drink too many diet drinks and will die from it. Cats and various other small animals are very important to me | He/Him/31

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Joined July 2009
I know it’s late at night but I want to say again, thank you all so much for following me and being my friend. I’m a simple geeky man and having even one person reply or like anything I post makes me jubilant. I’m happy to know all of you, even if it’s just a little bit.
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Wisp the kitty is sickly I can’t do this again
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this clip fries me every time
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he really is becoming openly bisexual before our eyes
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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My sister turns 30 in a few days; what do I get her? What’s something fun
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Went to the gym and didn’t take selfies; please be impressed
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Would anyone like some soup
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The best song of the year is where is my husband by Raye, I’ve spoken
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You should be able to charge your phone from 0 to 100 in half a second but like sparks go everywhere and your lights flicker and it makes a really loud bang
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they should do The Dropout season 2 going through the trial and after with Amanda Seyfried playing Elizabeth Holmes again and then when they get to You Can See Everything filming Elle Fanning plays Amanda Seyfried
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Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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Honestly? I had a great time watching clayface, I really hope more mainstream comic book adaptations take swings like this
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Beginning to realize that my lack of libido is probably the depression. Who knew
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Ate chipotle for the first time in months and honestly it may have been the best meal I’ve eaten in weeks
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Cat STARES into camera in COMPLETE BETRAYAL after FEEDER SPITS OUT ONE SINGLE PIECE OF FOOD
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Watch an expert archer at work
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is it so wrong to want to be a gremlin
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Now this is what life is about
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REN FAIRE SQUAD PHOTOS
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Never let me near a turkey leg again
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Having Tourettes while sitting between your mistress and wife for 4 hour livestreams daily is like some high level CIA mind breaking torture shit
he almost confessed he gets to fuck when she comes over 💀
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