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Author, Dark Summit: The True Story of Everest's Most Controversial Season; avalanche test dummy; keyboard for hire

Joined July 2009
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Did Messi wall pass to himself???!!! (I've slo-mo and reverse-mo replayed this a dozen times and my analysis is correct.)
HE’S DONE IT AGAIN. Leo Messi scores his second for @InterMiamiCF in as many games!
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This parcel is going to Santa Fe, NM. Can someone tell me wtf is going on? Cc: @Levelninesports
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Let’s see a show of hands from everyone who saw a reverse contrail today. 🙋‍♂️
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Shout-out to my homies posting Ls because they can’t read Ikea directions. AMA!
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How it started…
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Incredible
Replying to @kilianj @nickheil
It has been around as a concept for a while - ultrarunninghistory.com/1000… - From 1809 - “Can a person walk or run 1,000 miles in 1,000 hours, doing a mile in each and every hour for nearly 42 days?” This is a crazy history of endurance & sleep deprivation
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62 laps. Last Skier Standing is over. Danny Romano. 187 miles uphill on skis. 72,500 vertical feet gained. Psycho shit
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Wait WHAT?
Last Skier Standing is still going. Two left. They’ve completed 174 miles and 66,700 vertical feet. This is their THIRD night.
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What is Biden on and how do I get some?
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New Mexico shout-out. Drink mfers!
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SUPER BOWL JOKE 😡
What’s the over-under on Biden opening w a Spy Balloon joke?
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What’s the over-under on Biden opening w a Spy Balloon joke?
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I keep reading this as Monstoreo and I can’t understand why that isn’t the name
Mine eyes have seen the glory
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This is a dude in a suit
It’s a little concerning how good the Boston Dynamic robot has become at jumping and spinning in the air
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Got shushed in a bar tonight by a neighboring table while recounting a story too loudly a couple margs in. NATURE IS HEALING.
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I am 🤙🏻 instead of 👍🏻 to bolster my rep as GenX with an Edge
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The more I cut back on the sug, the harder they come for me. Bring it, 2023!
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Pretty sure this story is true: Pelé once played a game for the Cosmos on my high school field (WT Woodson) which was being used by the Washington Diplomats as a temp home pitch. The GOAT scored a “frozen rope” rocket against the Dips. I either dreamt this or was in the stands.
RIP GOAT of GOATS. 🌈
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