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Nicholas Taylor

@nictaylorcomedy

Stand Up Comedian

 Epstein Island
Joined September 2015
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New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostOct 8
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug trib.al/J1D5jaQ
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Everyone knows I’ve always been a diehard 76ers fan
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I won’t be able to come hangout because my aids has pink eye
Fact (@Fact) profile pictureFact
@FactJul 23
Viruses can get viruses.
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I’m sorry, but I have to break my silence. James Franco paid me $185 to dress up like an alien in his backyard
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There was a UFC fight at the White House, because it’s American culture to fight in your front yard
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If OKC put me in right now we’d come back #nba
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Ketamine is trending on Twitter and with my family
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The CEO of McDonald’s got caught spitting out his own food at a Coldplay concert #McDonalds
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The algorithm knows I get money
Onward Jets (@Onwardjets) profile pictureOnward Jets
@OnwardjetsJan 21
Our very efficient Phenom 100 fleet is ideal for business trips.
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I have hockey teeth and I’ve never played
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Lost $50k on DraftKings, can’t believe we beat Canada in hockey before the Epstein files came out
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I had a great set last night
Fact (@Fact) profile pictureFact
@FactFeb 15
90% of people will fake laugh when they don't understand what someone said to them.
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I did the same thing but just for her Speedy Rewards points
Hoops (@Hoopss) profile pictureHoops
@HoopssFeb 15
This guy literally dressed like his deceased mom to get her $61,000 pension per year 😭
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Shoutout to my mom
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@FactFeb 11
In 2013, a woman claimed she got pregnant by eating a McDonalds.
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I live above this guy and I want to apologize for overflowing my bathtub. (Whoopsies)
ALUNCEDO (@Mbakaza4L) profile pictureALUNCEDO
@Mbakaza4LFeb 7
93-year-old man shoots apartment manager in both legs over water damage in unit.
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I swear, you can’t do anything to a guy dressed like a wizard these days
Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) profile pictureShams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaFeb 4
Lakers center Jaxson Hayes has been suspended one game for pushing a Wizards mascot.
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Can she dunk
HustleBitch (@HustleBitch_) profile pictureHustleBitch
@HustleBitch_Jan 17
Sean Penn, 65, seen with his 30-year-old girlfriend. Be honest... what's your first thought?
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See I told you Nicholas
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@Fact2 Oct 2025
Talking to yourself can improve your mood, enhance your intelligence and boost self esteem.
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Finally we can blow our child’s college fund on a child’s game
Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) profile pictureYahoo Sports
@YahooSports13 Jul 2025
UNO is being added as a table game to casinos in Las Vegas 👀 (via Las Vegas Review-Journal)
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
UNO is not being introduced as a traditional casino game for betting in Las Vegas. It’s part of a special promotional event aimed at enhancing game night experiences. The UNO Social Club is a temporary setup at the Palms Casino Resort, from July 18 to July 20, 2025. palms.com/press-room/mat… local12.com/news/local/beg… reviewjournal.com/business/casin…
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Standing on business
Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) profile pictureBleacher Report
@BleacherReport4 Jul 2025
JOEY CHESTNUT DOMINATES IN HIS RETURN 🔥 HE DOWNS 70.5 HOT DOGS IN 10 MINUTES TO WIN HIS 17TH NATHAN'S FAMOUS HOT DOG EATING CONTEST TITLE 🐐
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