these are legit games 😂
nikitotit || ordinals.btc retweeted
We still see rigs being activated. Please be careful. Right now there is no trading flow in the token, and the flow is what funds a shift's reward. If a shift comes in short, the loss reserve makes it whole. But keep in mind that the reserve is finite: it holds about 30% of what it started with, it does not refill, and once it is gone shifts that come in short will stay short. That would be your loss.
We hope that once the hook is approved again on Uniswap, activity returns to the token and the miners have something to mine. Until then, do your own math before pressing start.
What we built does not work perfectly in a real market.
nikitotit || ordinals.btc retweeted
Update on floors, the reserve, Uniswap and wallet warnings.
The loss reserve had a bug: a hard cap of 0.5 ETH per day was left in the contract. Once it was hit, the reserve stopped answering and 627 shifts settled below their floor, 3.18 ETH short in total across 202 wallets. The cap is removed, floors are covered again, and the shortfalls are now recorded in a separate make-good contract.
If one of those shifts was yours, go to cacheflow.fun, connect the wallet that paid for it and press Claim. The contract sells CACHE for exactly the missing amount and sends you ETH in the same transaction. The claim belongs to the wallet that took the loss, not to the rig, so if you sold your miner since, nothing is lost.
One more thing to understand about the reserve: it pays floors by selling CACHE into the pool. If the pool runs dry, the reserve cannot sell, even with tokens still in it. The floor is only as real as the market it sells into.
Uniswap: we had to move the repo, and the hook approval was tied to the old one, so $CACHE has not been routable on Uniswap for more than 20 hours. A new approval request went in right away. Trading on the site is unaffected.
Wallet warnings: we have filed review requests with Blockaid and the wallet providers that use it. Once approved, most wallets will stop flagging the site as dangerous.
On the mechanic itself: this is an experiment and it is not keeping up. We cannot rebuild it, only adjust the dials, and the first adjustment is to sell less CACHE into the market. Do your own math and take your own risk. The reserve is finite and does not refill on its own. If your numbers say a miner will run at a loss, do not put it on shift.
nikitotit || ordinals.btc retweeted
Ok so, credit where credit is due @0xCacheFlow
It was crystal to me they were cooking.
Insane UI, this will moon.
$160481.62 in stocks ready to go out at last count.
Great work by Cache Flow team.
nikitotit || ordinals.btc retweeted
They told me to buy a coin and never work again.
What if I just genuinely love the work, the grind.
The life of a finance bro.
nikitotit || ordinals.btc retweeted
$JDOG TO THE MOON
first memestonk purchase today
and tbh $JDOG / $NVDA checked too many boxes to ignore
Jensen loves dogs 🐶
the meme trades directly against tokenized $NVDA
first graduate from @PRINTERDOTFUN
locked liquidity
part of the same $PRINTER / RH Machines ecosystem that @papotoshi has been cookin
but the bigger idea is what got me
memecoins have always traded on narrative
now the narrative can literally trade against the stock it represents
meme 🤝 stonk
idk ser… think there might be something here
and if memestonk season becomes a thing…
I like owning the first @printerdotfun graduate
$JDOG
nikitotit || ordinals.btc retweeted
I said it before PRINTER did 300% and I will say it again for $JDOG "Cup and handle these..."
nikitotit || ordinals.btc retweeted
$JDOG about to go on a generational run as our first bonded token!
JDOG/NVDA
Trade it here
printer.fun/dex/robinhood/0x…
first memestonk purchase today
and tbh $JDOG / $NVDA checked too many boxes to ignore
Jensen loves dogs 🐶
the meme trades directly against tokenized $NVDA
first graduate from @PRINTERDOTFUN
locked liquidity
part of the same $PRINTER / RH Machines ecosystem that @papotoshi has been cookin
but the bigger idea is what got me
memecoins have always traded on narrative
now the narrative can literally trade against the stock it represents
meme 🤝 stonk
idk ser… think there might be something here
and if memestonk season becomes a thing…
I like owning the first @printerdotfun graduate
$JDOG
nikitotit || ordinals.btc retweeted
JENSEN HUANG'S DOG. CEO OF @nvidia
PAIRED TO JENSEN HUANG'S STOCK. $NVDA
FIRST MEMECOIN EVER TO GRADUATE AGAINST A TOKENIZED EQUITY
THE DOG IS BACKED BY DADDY'S COMPANY
BUILT ON PRINTER.FUN
BURNS $PRINTER. FEEDS THE MACHINES
PEAK ROBINHOOD CHAIN
nikitotit || ordinals.btc retweeted
I told you about JDOG/NVDA at a $10K MC.
CA: 0xBcAe2019C6A12D164525B338b329CfC5Ae9b4Ac2
So when it hits $10M, don’t tell me I didn’t tell you, you weren’t following and weren’t bullish enough on the FIRST dog-meme/stonk pair on printer.fun.
First is first. 🖨️
nikitotit || ordinals.btc retweeted
Replying to @nikitottti
0x85a574f2ff0795685f58d1d7b0d4b51f148ac489 verify on rh.btcmachine.gg
nikitotit || ordinals.btc retweeted
🚨I BOUGHT THIS TOKEN. JUST AS A DISCLAIMER THERE ARE SOME SKETCHY THINGS ABOUT THIS TWITTER HANDLE AND THE OLD ACCOUNT, BUT IM TAKING THE GAMBLE BECAUSE THE CONCEPT IS SICK/DIFFERENT AND THE WEBSITE MECHANICS ARE PRETTY AWESOME🚨
THE TOKEN IS CALLED $EQUITY
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nikitotit || ordinals.btc retweeted
instead of addressing the issue @ethanliu_o has decided to block me
be careful of $EQUITY CA: 0x9708efb3ba2e5d23e973cae1a8599606333cd4ad
teams been selling tokens and those slabs aren’t backed by anything but their word
nikitotit || ordinals.btc retweeted
THE BIG HOOD PICTURE ◼️⛓️
8 days until $OCH !
Over the past days, we’ve opened a new programmable layer around @OnChainHoodies
You’ve seen the HoodWallet.
You’ve seen what ERC-6551 makes possible.
Now it’s time to connect the pieces.
1 - The Art.
2 - The Voice.
3 - The Wallet.
4 - The Currency.
5 - Ping.
6 - The Distribution.
7 - The Participation.
8 - The Contracts.
From Hoodie to the Hood Economy.
Eight layers around your Hoodie.
The collection is permanent.
The Hood keeps building.
































