Nik💙

My favorite sex position is the one where you’re actually having it with another person

Hello moon

Watching game 7 of the World Series and while I don’t really care about either team, I still have a question. Why so many mullets bro???

So how old were you when you started watching game 3 of the World Series?🤔🤦🏻‍♀️

Yesterday it was 70 degrees and today it’s minus 20. It’s cool. Cool.

Bucatini. Simple. Garlic, oil, tomatoes, and garlic. Did I mention garlic?

What is the best fast food condiment and why is it Arby’s horsey sauce? I can eat it on almost anything!

Caprese salad is totally underrated

What in the fuck are these Labubu dolls that are all the rage?? Also, WHY are they all the rage??

Pasta is my love language

Oh nothin. Just watching Major League for the 427th time.

You sir, are a dumbass.

After the storm…

Current craving

“Spring ahead” my ass

“No noodle left behind” Me, finishing every plate of pasta, ever

Do people that complain that it’s snowing know that it’s winter?

Peppers so hot your nose runs 🤌

My TL is filled with bad porn and ppl beating the fuck out of each other. Mainly ppl I don’t even follow. Why??

Homemade pizzas didn’t turn out too bad if I do say so myself lol