Husband, father, pastor, and FSD enthusiast. The guy who memed for X Money. The Chargeslinger.

Bay Area, CA
Joined April 2023
Unboxing the #iPhoneDuo is so easy, you can do it in the parking lot after you pick it up.
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So I did something I haven't done since the iPhone 6: I woke my son up at 2:30 in the morning for an old fashioned iPhone Launch Day.
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To my friends who got their shiny new iPhone Duo yesterday, welcome to the early adopter club! Some notes since you’re here: 1) There WILL be bugs. New software, new hardware, both finally in the hands of the masses. Most will be fixed by software updates. 2) Physical recalls sometimes happen. A lot of time, money, and engineering go into making products great, but real-world use sometimes reveals flaws. You opted into it because you believe in the potential. Don’t freak out if your device has to be replaced under warranty. 3) The crease is visible. It’s physics, folks. Fold something and it creases. @apple has done an incredible job minimizing it, but in the right light, at the right angle, with the right background color you can see it. No big deal. 4) Enjoy it, quirks and all. Don’t let internet outrage frame how you think. Just because someone went to the effort of finding a fringe case that can cause a catastrophic failure that you’ll never experience doesn’t mean it’s a bad product. It means people are looking for things to monetize complaining about. You do you, and enjoy your new phone. I’ve been here since the original iPhone launch. Have some snacks and stay a while. #iphoneduo
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It’s the first “new” feeling iPhone in a long time. Definitely worth an old fashioned release day line up.
Welcome to the world, iPhone Duo! It’s such a delight to see the excitement of our customers around the world as they experience the magic of iPhone Duo for the very first time.
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I suddenly feel the urge to go to LA…
Roadster at Petersen
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We made the early morning trek to try and get a Duo. We weren’t very hopeful at first, but ended up being tenth in line. Was able to get my ideal config and all I had to do was get in line at 3:45 in the morning 😂 #iphoneduo
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Hello there. #iPhoneDuo
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Tesla says customer Cybercabs could join the network around Q2 2027. I already know what I’ll use one for: Sunday morning shuttle for folks who need a ride to church. Two seats, no steering wheel, no more excuses for being late 😂. Unless you’re goofing around like @TitaniumTomP and @TechOperator…
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Been a while since I made a day in the life video. Come with me on any given Wednesday.
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Great chance to try a fun game and win a prize too :).
Replying to @TitaniumTomP
@ninjamattic, @bauminater, @RetiredYoungNW, @Smokehbear, @MyTeslaMoonship, @Heike_Jost, @congressdj, @TeslaAiGirl, @that1evguyjay, @CyberAmped, @TechOperator Please help to share even if you are not competing. I would like as many people as possible to compete this time around. Heike you're students are also eligible if they put in your X handle I will pay that out if they win and don't have an X account.
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Remembering that time we had the bright idea to see how many Cybercabs we could summon at once 🤣
When you and the boys decide to try and order a fleet of Cybercabs.
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Who voted their @tesla shares this morning?
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Early morning service appointment. Front lower lateral and compliance links shot. Cracked and torn badly. All four lower links replaced. Glad I dressed like a gremlin for the morning. Good news is full inspection revealed everything else is rock solid and healthy. This is my pre-coffee face.
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I’ve been an early adopter for a long time. Not surprised by this at all.
The current state of apps on iPhone Duo: youtu.be/ESABTN4VtrA
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There are two versions of me: Matt with friends, and Matt alone. They’re both kind of unhinged, really.
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So I went to this little event in Austin the other week. Come along for my first Cybercab ride.
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Running into friends at @PhilzCoffee, and seeing my @XMoney cash back shortly after. You using @XMoney yet?
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Not sure I brought enough camera gear with me…
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My son will be glad to own a share of @Space. Very cool.
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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Off to fall board meetings to put together our District Men’s Ministry events for the next two years. We have multiple states attending our annual conference in 2027, so lots to discuss!
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