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Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
As a Chud who’s Black and whose heritage in this great nation has bestowed upon me an intimate familiarity with concepts such as ownership and freedom, I can say with confidence that Sucker Punch hiring this retarded sheprog did not stir within me a sense of being owned.
Rather, the decision inclined me to associate her specific brand of idiocy with Sucker Punch. Whatever goodwill I might have afforded them prior to their decision to bring her on was squandered by the decision itself.
My money—my financial agency—remains outside their reach and on my person; its usage remains at my discretion. Rather than them owning me, it feels as though they failed to lure me onto their boat. Once I saw Ishii and Drew Harrison already aboard that accursed vessel, there was no chance I was getting on. They’ve failed to even capture me, let alone hold me in bondage.
Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
Well.
UNDERCOVER: GAVIN NEWSOM SAYS THE DSA IS "GOING TO BE DOMINANT" AND "MAINSTREAM" IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!
"The DSA, the energy and the desire and demand for bold change, not incremental change, is very much going to be dominant. I mean, that's going to be a mainstream Democratic movement. Absolutely. No question about that."
That's California Gov. Gavin Newsom, a likely 2028 presidential candidate, speaking to an undercover journalist while campaigning in New Hampshire.
Asked by a "younger voter" who said "we don't want Kamala Harris, we want more democratic socialist policies":
"No one is arguing to manage the status quo and fail more efficiently."
"You can't play in the margins anymore. The system's broken. It's completely unbalanced, and we can't manage the decline. We have to completely reimagine."
Japan and America once fought a terrible war.
Both sides lost so much. That history is real, and it should never be forgotten.
Every now and then, someone on X brings up "the atomic bomb" to attack us.
Funny thing is, it's usually someone from a country that was neither bombed nor involved.
The two countries that actually lived through it have already moved on. Together.
More than 80 years have passed.
We, the grandchildren, honor those who died, on both sides,
and carry that pain in our own quiet way, even though we were never there.
In 2011, I lived through the Great East Japan Earthquake.
I saw with my own eyes how America came to help us.
Soldiers, volunteers, ordinary people sending what they could.
They called it Operation Tomodachi. "Tomodachi" means friend.
I have never forgotten that word.
Japanese TV doesn't always show the world as it really is.
But here on X, I talk with real Americans every day.
And I found so many of you feel exactly the way we do.
So here's how history turned out:
Two countries that once tried to destroy each other
now argue about the best way to cook a brisket.
Honestly, that's the happiest ending I can imagine.
Thank you, America. 🇯🇵🇺🇸
#Japan #USA #Tomodachi
Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
Japan and America once fought a terrible war.
Both sides lost so much. That history is real, and it should never be forgotten.
Every now and then, someone on X brings up "the atomic bomb" to attack us.
Funny thing is, it's usually someone from a country that was neither bombed nor involved.
The two countries that actually lived through it have already moved on. Together.
More than 80 years have passed.
We, the grandchildren, honor those who died, on both sides,
and carry that pain in our own quiet way, even though we were never there.
In 2011, I lived through the Great East Japan Earthquake.
I saw with my own eyes how America came to help us.
Soldiers, volunteers, ordinary people sending what they could.
They called it Operation Tomodachi. "Tomodachi" means friend.
I have never forgotten that word.
Japanese TV doesn't always show the world as it really is.
But here on X, I talk with real Americans every day.
And I found so many of you feel exactly the way we do.
So here's how history turned out:
Two countries that once tried to destroy each other
now argue about the best way to cook a brisket.
Honestly, that's the happiest ending I can imagine.
Thank you, America. 🇯🇵🇺🇸
#Japan #USA #Tomodachi
Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
Japan and America once fought a terrible war.
Both sides lost so much. That history is real, and it should never be forgotten.
Every now and then, someone on X brings up "the atomic bomb" to attack us.
Funny thing is, it's usually someone from a country that was neither bombed nor involved.
The two countries that actually lived through it have already moved on. Together.
More than 80 years have passed.
We, the grandchildren, honor those who died, on both sides,
and carry that pain in our own quiet way, even though we were never there.
In 2011, I lived through the Great East Japan Earthquake.
I saw with my own eyes how America came to help us.
Soldiers, volunteers, ordinary people sending what they could.
They called it Operation Tomodachi. "Tomodachi" means friend.
I have never forgotten that word.
Japanese TV doesn't always show the world as it really is.
But here on X, I talk with real Americans every day.
And I found so many of you feel exactly the way we do.
So here's how history turned out:
Two countries that once tried to destroy each other
now argue about the best way to cook a brisket.
Honestly, that's the happiest ending I can imagine.
Thank you, America. 🇯🇵🇺🇸
#Japan #USA #Tomodachi
Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
台風31号🌀((((；ﾟДﾟ))))ｶﾞｸｶﾞｸﾌﾞﾙﾌﾞﾙ
【台風情報】強い台風31号(インファ) 31日には950 hPaの非常に強い勢力で小笠原近海に接近見込み
weathernews.jp/news/202610/2…
Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
Wow. Did I really ratio the House Minority Leader?! Thank you to all the patriots! ♥️
Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
#BREAKING: Ex-Somaliland minister says Ilhan Omar leaked Congress meeting info to Somali leaders.
Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
JUST IN: California rehab operators accused of supplying illegal drugs to recovering addicts to keep them hooked & collect over $210 million from insurers.
Ninjanuity 忍🥷🤔 retweeted
Why? Because Zelensky is angry that Elon wouldn’t let him violate the TOU to guide killer drones? If you regulate it like a phone company will there be a tariff provision for killer drones?
