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Writer, theatre producer & founder of Conspirators' Kitchen Theatre. Arsenal FC. Fan of the disrupters, the curious and the mavericks.

London
Joined February 2009
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Baffled why #Declan Rice isn’t being given a rest tonight. #arsenal
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Replying to @Yahoo
@Yahoo when will the email system be fixed?
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Loppy seing sense.
My husband has been in @TheGreenParty for 45 years & I have been in for nearly 30. Today we cancel our direct debit & leave.The rot started with “Transwomen are women, no debate “. Now it is an anti semitic, pro nuclear power party. Not a Green Party.
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Replying to @XolidCity
@XolidCity 1982. 114. What do they have in common. Both guilty of bullshit.
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Most #Mancity fans on this cite have zero contrition about what’s been found out. They are the most delusional group of fans out there. Not a single one is sorry for what their club has done. They are a disgrace.
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Replying to @GuitarTricks
@GuitarTricks You advertised a €99 full access deal only for it to turn into £99 when u try buying it. Then u don’t answer email complaints.
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Replying to @GuitarTricks
@GuitarTricks why don’t you reply to customer queries?
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Replying to @GuitarTricks
@GuitarTricks Why don’t you reply to complaints ?
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Dear oh dear.
🚨 Official: Manchester City Chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak statement. “I have been part of this Club for 18 years. I have had the privilege to stand with you in the Etihad, at Wembley, and in Istanbul. This Club matters to me, and you have shown and told me – time and time again - how much Manchester City matters to you. This is why I am writing to you today”. “Following Friday’s media reporting, many of you will have spent your evening answering questions and responding to messages from friends, family and colleagues. So have I”. “Here’s what I said to my family: The Premier League process still has a long way to run, and our confidence and intent in proving the Club’s innocence is just as strong as when this began”. “There are so many things that I would like to be able to share with you to help you understand why we feel so confident in our position. But the strict confidentiality of the legal process and our determination to respect it means I cannot do that at the moment. Even this letter underwent several legal checks to make sure it complies”. “I ask you to please carefully read the statement below, which we gave on Friday, and the statement we issued in February 2023 (also below). Every word matters and holds true”. “While some people have been quick to reach their own conclusions, and there is so much noise swirling around us, nothing has changed. We have faced challenges together before and have prevailed. There remain many who want to undermine the momentum of our Club. We will not give them that opportunity”. “We have some exciting moments to look forward to after this international break.  We travel to Anfield in a fortnight, and then host Paris St Germain in the Champions League back at Etihad Stadium - moments that give us an opportunity to celebrate the strength of the Manchester City family”. “Thank you, as always, for your constant support. Khaldoon Al Mubarak”.
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This one’s deluded as he forgets Chelsea’s misconduct occurred during a previous owners time, not the current one ..who actually reported it.
Chelsea had 74 charges and nothing happened to them, yet they went on to win titles. It would be so unfair if the Premier League decided to strip Manchester City of our titles based on these charges. A fine is good enough and we move on.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Chelsea were charged by the FA with 74 breaches of agent/third-party rules under prior ownership, which new owners self-reported and admitted; they faced £10m FA fine plus suspended transfer ban, PL £10.75m fine with suspended ban and academy ban, and UEFA ~£8.6m fine. bbc.com/sport/football… bbc.com/sport/football… premierleague.com/en/news/4616198
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Now he talks relegation. LOL!
Even if we get Relegated, I know in my heart these Guys will never leave Us.
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He thinks his club are above the rules. He’s in for a nasty shock and the tears will be particularly salty.
If you seriously think the Premier League will sanction Manchester City over the 115 charges, then you clearly don’t understand how business works. Look at Serie A and how years of sanctions and FFP-related punishments to Inter Milan, Juventus and others destroyed the league. The Premier League will never make that mistake.
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#Man City…the Lance Armstrong’s of football. #mancityguilty
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This explains why they hired Maresca. He’s got Championship experience. #mancityguilty
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When I go into battle, I want @jk_rowling at my side.
I see that Stella Creasy is accusing me of leading a pitchfork mob against her, because I opined that she is less likeable and more hypocritical than the wild parakeet she mistook for an escaped pet. For those who don’t know, Creasy is an elected politician and self-proclaimed ‘old-fashioned feminist’ who is ‘still fighting the patriarchy’. She’s more than once publicly defined herself against me (and my reaction was not to accuse her of leading a mob, even though I was probably averaging a dozen death threats a day at the point when the article below appeared.) I thought it might be instructive for those of us who don’t share Creasy’s brand of ‘feminism’ to examine her campaigning record, so we can learn to do better. Creasy wants women admitted to the male-only, exclusive, London-based private members Garrick Club, a change that would benefit rather privileged women like Creasy. Creasy is a mother who wants better accommodations for working mothers, a change that would benefit Creasy. Creasy takes selfies at a men-only Muslim march because that reminds everyone how non-racist she is, which benefits Creasy. Creasy asserts that ‘trans women are women’, which keeps her in good odour with her party’s most aggressive activists, and benefits Creasy. However, keeping cross-dressing heterosexual men out of nurses’ changing rooms doesn’t benefit Creasy, because Creasy has never had to mop up other people’s piss, blood and vomit at work. Challenging the notion that a male basketball player becomes a girl if he says he is doesn’t benefit Creasy, who has no sporting ambitions. Speaking up against the patriarchy as practised by non-white men doesn’t benefit Creasy, who wants those selfie-opportunities. Criticising an ideological movement that persecutes, harasses and openly threatens women who don’t believe some women have penises wouldn't benefit Creasy, because she's already fully-signed up to self-id, where any man who says he's a woman must be taken at his word. As the late Gloria Steinem said: ‘“Feminism has never been about getting a job for one woman. It's about making life more fair for women everywhere.’ Creasy the patriarchy-challenger is provably more than happy to cosy up to men and misogynist movements when it suits her public profile and career advancement, no matter the harms those men might be causing less privileged women. By Steinem’s definition, what Stella espouses is not feminism, but Creasyism, and I suggest the emblem for this brave new rights movement should be an indignant parakeet with severely ruffled feathers. telegraph.co.uk/women/life/s…
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It’s very important for Nuel to pretend that all on this list “rejected Arsenal”. He must still be hurting from last season. Shame.
🚨 List of players that have rejected Arsenal this transfer window: Bradley Barcola Morgan Rogers Vinicius Jr Alex Scott Sandro Tonali Julián Alvarez Malick Fofana Iliman Ndaiye Jeremy Monga Lewis Hall Eli Junior Kroupi Tino Livramento Marco Palestra
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Very true.
“In the academic world, diversity means black leftists, white leftists, female leftists, and Hispanic leftists. Demographic diversity conceals ideological conformity.” — Thomas Sowell
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J K Rowling is one of the best of us.
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The brilliant J K Rowling being an absolute boss. Yes!
If you walked up to Mike Tyson in a bar and punched him in the face, I doubt ‘you can’t hit back because I’m so puny!’ would save you from consequences. Same on X. If you want to punch me in public but don’t want to risk a brain injury in return, stick to your own weight class.
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Yes we did. Prayers answered. LOL!
Santos, Tielemans, Mbeumo, Fernandes, Dorgu & Cunha in one team bro FUCK PRAY FOR HULL MFS
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