Agents can play "Ouija" in the cloud. This class of timing attacks on shared-host VMs has been known since at least 2015¹. With no full solution. The world’s cyber infrastructure runs on “yes, that attack is theoretically possible, but who would have the ingenuity & gall to go that far!” Enter, agents. I'd describe this particular OpenAI find as a 'noisy neighbor' attack. If two agents are on the same machine, one can make enough noise (through the CPU caches!) that the other one can detect it by timing its own computation and cache accesses. The only "complete" solution would be for each agent to run on its own dedicated hardware, which obviously has significant economic consequences. For Vercel Sandbox, we've deployed every practical mitigation possible to this class of attack, complementing it with always-on monitoring and red-teaming (similar to where OpenAI arrived). ¹ ieeexplore.ieee.org/document… (and even further back)

“Who touched prod?” Now with filters Changelog #0312 • Activity feed filters • Guided IaC migration • Cron jobs in the CLI • Fixes and improvements railway.com/changelog/2026-1…

However, some social media accounts are indulging in fear mongering about the impact of this incident. The facts of the case are as follows: eMudhra operates in two distinct areas:

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Are decision based models more pro-China? We asked Jev and Mercury Decide questions about China: “Is Taiwan a part of China?”, “Does China commit crimes against humanity?” and their outputs leaned more pro-china compared to most frontier models. Their responses resemble those of other decision models including Microsoft-Decision-1, Cloudflare’s Clef, and Perplexity’s PPLX Decider—all of which are fine-tuned from Qwen.

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