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Joined March 2007
Need to find a needle in the haystack over the last six months and a quarter of a trillion events? Sure how about at 76.3 billion rows/sec? All powered by s3, lambdas and a sprinkle of magic from @tsenart 💪🏼
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Neil Jagdish Patel retweeted
I absolutely regret writing my current project in Rust. The compile times have been stupid, and just reading the code is terrible for my eyes. But I need WASM, and TinyGo is a bit bloated. Zig seems like an option, but I have lost interest in Zig due to recent weirdness surrounding the project.
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Why are chatgpt models all retarded today?
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Neil Jagdish Patel retweeted
A five-minute @Vapi_AI call can produce hundreds of thousands of log events. Their support team starts with the call ID and gets that one conversation back, in order, in Axiom. axiom.co/customers/vapi
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Forcing customers to talk to a sales puppet to add additional security (sso, rbac, saml, audit/soc2/baa access) is extremely oracle/ibm/microsoft-coded.
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Neil Jagdish Patel retweeted
Monitors can now alert Cursor and Claude Code, so when something breaks, the problem goes straight to a coding agent. And connecting your agent to Axiom MCP now takes one paste. Here's what we shipped since our last roundup:
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Medium to large companies are going to sink back into BYOC/Metal deployments as these hacks keep happening. Connect via tailscale-type private networking, minimal ports exposed to the web. Seeing it with Axiom Private, demand increasing outside of just regulatory requirements.
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instructing @PuckOfAmp to be a low-level mumbai gangster that wants to rise to the top has been a lovely addition to my life
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Love the interactive parser demo on the new blog about MPL - our metrics query language axiom.co/blog/the-parsers-of…
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Tissue boxes near my mum's vicinity are always trick boxes - you think you're getting a complete tissue but she's halved or third'd them in some way. "You don't need a full tissue it's wasteful". Love her.
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"Cloudflare does not have itemized pricing at a line-item level for enterprise agreements. Our pricing model is based on a holistic view of the contract" @eastdakota when does this get solved @cloudflare?
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Please don’t tell the labs but we coded something by hand..
We rewrote MPL’s parser by hand: a lexer for strings nested inside strings, a lossless syntax tree on rowan, then the AST. Heinz explains why, and the post ends with the real parser for you to try yourself. axi.sh/Kxwo2nn
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Colour choice is on point
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This is what Axiom has done for event data since day one. We specifically designed the architecture for it. A few gigabytes to multiple petabytes. All multi-tenant, scales progressively, perfect for vibe scale to enterprise scale to frontier lab scale.
Can a single database architecture satisfy both vibe-coded and large scale enterprise apps? The same approach makes small database ultra cheap to run and branch can also make a large one faster and easier to operate. We call this architecture Lakebase.
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I love how @upstash is just the swiss army-knife for anything you're building
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i’m so guju i thought they were doing garba
What perfect imagery. People burying their heads in the sand and dancing la la la while their city burns down. Just chefs kiss.
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thought this was about tesla
give Claude better taste in UI bencho.dev
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> you will see the most rude & toxic comments on the internet. hilarious when scrolling past the most vile things about indians and hindus every time I open this site has become the norm
Last year I thought Threads was an existential risk to X. When Meta puts its full weight behind something -- by injecting the app into Instagram, it’s DEFCON 5: You have to squeeze out every last drop of growth from all available surfaces to save the app. However, I started to realize that the opposite was happening: It was strengthening X. If you look at any announcement by Zuck, you will see the most rude & toxic comments on the internet. But when he makes those same announcements on X, people are thrilled about how he’s pushing humanity forward. X is a place where people are excited about the future, so it’s no surprise he and his top lieutenants are using it more than their own app. Threads — and Bluesky — have effectively quarantined some of the worst people on the internet. And so I had an epiphany: those apps are X’s anti-abuse systems.
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its so unbelievably useful to have your ci traced even just one run can tell you where the biggest opportunity for improvement is and of course changes over time are also helpful to see
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