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Noah Hazel

@noahhazel55
 Omaha, NE
Joined September 2012
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Joey Savin@j_savn28 Oct 2021
If they spread the jelly with a knife instead of a spoon 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.
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Me watching the Huskers
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Someone call Nicolas Cage
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@nypost14 Nov 2020
Gangster Dutch Schultz's $150 million treasure is supposedly buried in New York trib.al/EbIwfy6
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JOE BIDEN VS DONALD TRUMP VS CHRIS WALLACE
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I’m gonna tell my kids this was Aaron Rodgers
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@absby8 Nov 2019
What makes your heart beat fast?
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*Snows in October*
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Can’t wait till November 3rd when daylight savings ends and seasonal depression begins
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*Midwesterner when it’s -5 degrees out* Their brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Them: If it wasn’t for this wind it’d be pretty nice out
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Becoming an adult is going from calling it “home” to “my parents house”
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You can’t tell from the picture but I’m actually deathly afraid of heights. @ Mt. Evans instagram.com/p/BnSGejaFRT7/… – at Colorado, USA
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Only a couple more months until everyone hates country music again
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Happy Mother’s Day to my amazing mom! I’m truly blessed to have you… instagram.com/p/BiuceIaFD-7/…
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Do you ever just take a real long look in the mirror and just think to yourself, damn...there’s really eels out there that produce electricity, that’s a real thing
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Me: I’m done spending money Friends: Me: Friends: Food? Me:
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Me: You know it’s been a great day, life is good My brain: You should bump your sad playlist and intentionally make yourself depressed
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Bartender: Can I see some ID Me: teapaw.org/vibesbyher/status/9924…
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Me: I need to spend less *does nothing to change my spending habits* Me: Wtf where’s all my money going
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Someone: What do you do for fun in your free time in college? Me: Haha “free” time, college is expensive as shit
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