So You’re a Girl With a Cough: 10 Ways to Signal to Your Classmates That They Are Allowed to Kill You
“not feeling hungry is a common side effect of vyvanse” no you don’t get it the Yogurt is Trying to Kill Me
sad sad mommy retweeted
In absence of a boyfriend, it is important to pavlov one’s male friends into pseudoboyfriending the core duties—listening half-heartedly to your endless talking, driving you to locations, inaccessible emotional unavailability that keeps you sharp and on your toes, etc
sometimes you get a sandwich somewhere and it’s like okay. in this house we believe in condiment sandwiches i guess.
went through all the books on my bookshelf and the only male authors i own are gary shteyngart and franz kafka





