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Playwright, Actor and General Muser

Boston, MA
Joined June 2011
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These straight gym bros talking about "it's nice not to be the big guy" and his friend responding: "You're still the big guy. I'm just compact." Kiss your friends, y'all.
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Sums up America when news reports of a sentencing for a mass shooter has me saying "Which one was that?". Too many of these to keep track of in my mind.
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No wonder people don't watch live TV anymore! I just saw the same commercial three times in a row during a single commercial break. Chaotic
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Nothing like sitting outside the world's oldest gay bar when a tour shows up and you hear "This is the world's oldest bar for homosexuals." I felt like an exhibit!
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Swimming historians: has anyone ever won two individual golf medals on the same day? What Leon Marchand just did seems inconceivable. Yet I just saw it happen.
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I guess this week I'm just going around giving passionate monologues everywhere.
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I wish this were the case. So many don't get the chance to succeed because they didn't have the $ to buy runways prior to the show (or they can't make their own stuff). This would level the playing field so much!
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(I've also advocated for giving everyone a budget to spend or requiring them to make everything in-house and ONLY CASTING PERFORMERS WHO CAN DO THAT).
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Just saw someone in a Heinz College sweatshirt. I bet when you miss class there, it's really easy to catch up.
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I'm all for using language that isn't gendered, but did the T really need to say "motorperson" when "driver" was right there?
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If only people in real life could be as forgiving as a Chekhov character.
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I forget straight people exist. I was just so disappointed when some square-jawed man my friends were sharing showed up and I clicked on the song and it was about a WOMAN. What a disappointment.
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One thing I love about being gay is the sheer number of texts I send and immediately pray I sent it to the right person.
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Has any season ever had this many lackluster lip sync song choices?
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Wow! For holidays, our DEI office often circulates a quick "what is this holiday" primer. Today our multi-cultural employee resource group shared that for Easter. We so center these holidays I at first said "do people really need this?" Love to see this balance! Other no one.
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Abbott Elementary gets such big guest stars, when they cut to commercial just now and it was Oprah I didn't realize it was a commercial right away.
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Just realized I remember my first kiss with a girl, but not my first kiss with a boy. What does that say...
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What's your weekly peanut butter budget?
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Abbott Elementary is perfect. These rotating can't-miss-em subs! And now an episode where it took this long to SEE Janine and I didn't notice? Brilliance.
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