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Just a guy.

Joined October 2021
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I am an emotional abuser. noahxche.substack.com/p/i-am…
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Everyone is all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? It sure wasn’t fucking salad.
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That Nsfas girl had to do jail time💔
#SIUWorkingForYou| MPUMALANGA PPE TENDER WORTH OVER R14 MILLION DECLARED INVALID, AND UNLAWFUL, MOKONYANE AND MGUDLWA ORDERED TO PAY BACK PROFIT EARNED The Special Investigating Unit (SIU) welcomes the two judgments handed down by the Special Tribunal, which reviewed and set aside unlawful contracts awarded by the Mpumalanga Department of Health during the COVID-19 pandemic. The contracts, valued at R1,080,000.00 for 60,000 surgical masks and R13,297,500.00for 150,000 protective medical jumpsuits, were declared constitutionally invalid, unlawful, and void.
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Saw this SL500 Benz, weekend car for sure.
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Yah let’s go back to basics okes 😂
🚨🇯🇵 NEW: The Japanese stock markets have switched to fax machines as the global Microsoft outage enters its 12th hour
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Nothing incognito here 🤣 I just don’t have a profile pic otherwise it’s 🗣️ blah blah blah blah
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Back to basics. Hello excel, my old friend.
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Letting it go. Also not racing on the 21st. Rest and recovery and we try again in December.
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Thank you ❤️ moving back to cpt was the best thing for me and my mental health. Life is really worth living LLB
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I want to go to church tomorrow and can’t decide if I want to sing to waymaker or a xhosa hymn. Also not sure if I should try the methodist church in the hood here or drive to belleville
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I literally only fucked one person all year.
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The company I moved to paid for everything for my relocation I told them I ran out of petrol and food as a joke and boom money in my account. I’m so grateful.
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Let me joke about wanting to watch British GP and Wimbledon next year 🤣🤣🤣
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Mechanics? Totalled?
Pakistanlı ustalar, pert olmuş bir Japon aracını bir günde tamir etti.
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Don’t be sorry! let’s do this again on Monday shall we
We are deeply sorry for the disruption this incident has caused our customers and partners. We know the trust they place in our services and take that responsibility extremely seriously. We are seeing broad recovery and stability across our services. This was a technical issue not related to cyber or AI / agents. The incident was introduced by an issue during an earlier network capacity upgrade that surfaced following a recent network change. We have addressed the underlying issue and continue to restore service to remaining customers and regions. Given the scale of demand, we restored services gradually, validating stability at each stage. While this took longer, it helped ensure a stable restoration. We will provide a full post-incident report once our review is complete.
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Some young people don’t realise what an incredible thing it is to be able to pick up almost any hobby or skill for free through online tutorials that you can pause, slow down and rewatch endlessly. You have opportunities no other generation had. Don’t waste time doomscrolling.
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I need to marry my type
I'm crying at my desk and this is why I should not be on tiktok at the office
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I'm crying at my desk and this is why I should not be on tiktok at the office
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My favourite thing to do
Oh by the way, I’m that friend who texts long messages of appreciation upon reflection of the night😂😅 I know it’s not everyone’s vibe, but I prefer to do it😭
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You will get a random long text about how much I appreciate you. I need you to know that I love you dawg
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