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Joined February 2013
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Translation: I don't really know why. I just don't like the color red. – at North Randall, TX
Liberal Abdul El-Sayed supporter: 2nd Amendment was "for slaveholders," and Electoral College "should be done away with..."
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What am I watching? Is that a dude? Is this real? I'm confused. – at North Randall, TX
🚨 WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! Trader Joe’s erupts into chaos! Woman goes FULL MELTDOWN, screaming: “GO K*** YOURSELF!!” 😳
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🎯 Exactly. – at North Randall, TX
Family Guy even gets what Californians do to where they move voting old ways.
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Before and after the dog park
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Classy, ain't he? Thanks, Michigan. – at North Randall, TX
“JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January,” said Democrat Abdul El-Sayed after his projected win in the Michigan Senate race, in a dig at Vice President JD Vance.
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Quit giving these idiots attention and they'll go away. – at North Randall, TX
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I considered dressing up for Halloween, but apparently, being 630 feet tall and covered in stainless steel is already a pretty strong look.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you the dumbest idiot in sports. – at Amarillo, TX
Megan Rapinoe says sports aren’t supposed to be fair, endorses men playing women’s sports. There you have it, the dumbest take in sports history.
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How many of these brain surgeons need to get punished before they get the hint that threatening the life of a President is a really bad idea. – at Amarillo, TX
She posted the selfie Thursday. The caption: "Going to the trump rally in my city tmr so I can shoot him with my glock! wish me luck guys!!" The FBI flagged it the same day. The Volusia County Sheriff's Office traced it to a 21 year old in Daytona Beach, and detectives walked up to her door with the Secret Service. Allison Albro told them it was a joke. No Glock, no gun at all. Detectives searched her home with her permission and found none. Booked anyway. Written threats to kill, a second degree felony in Florida, up to fifteen years. Held with NO bond. Sheriff Mike Chitwood: "I would strongly advise anyone else thinking of posting a 'joke' along these lines to think twice." President Trump takes the stage at the Ocean Center in Daytona Beach at 7 tonight. A joke does not name the day, the city and the gun. 💎
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🤬 Let's paint that person blue with automotive paint. It's semi-permanent and caustic. – at Amarillo, TX
A hedgehog has died after being spray-painted blue to look like Sonic The animal suffered severe burns that caused its spines to fall out
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I don't know how many times I've explained to my mother how TV works. Whatever is slowing on ABC is what you're going to see, whatever CBS is showing, that's what you're going to see, etc. She doesn't understand that the only local things channels show are local news. – at Amarillo, TX
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Turns out the error on the local office's end. – at Amarillo, TX
The Social Security Administration effed me over again. First they said, "Yeah you're disable, you don't need a hearing" to "Oh, just kidding, we lied, and you'll have to wait another year to hear on a decision."
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The Social Security Administration effed me over again. First they said, "Yeah you're disable, you don't need a hearing" to "Oh, just kidding, we lied, and you'll have to wait another year to hear on a decision." – at Amarillo, TX
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This is either bait, bot, or idiocy. I'm leaning towards the first and/or second. This account has only been around since July.
The Somali Diaspora helped build the state of Minnesota. When Somalis got here in the 90s this was fly over country. Now everyone is talking about Minnesota because both the MN AND the Somali community are wealthy and thriving now. Stick it, Trump!
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Leave Texas alone
Let’s go Texas! 👏
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How many people even remember this was supposed to happen? – at Amarillo, TX
Taika Waititi Star Wars Movie Shelved After Six Years as Lucasfilm’s Development Troubles Continue “I hate to break this to you, but we're going to actually put it on ice and we’re working on a different thing together.” -Taika Waititi
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Anyone have one of those friends that days, "Well, actually.." when you mention something and then you feel vindicated when you know something they don't? Yeah, me too. – at Amarillo, TX
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Yes. – at Amarillo, TX
You’re offered $500,000 but you have to live in Missouri for 24 hours. Would you do it?
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Heh – at Amarillo, TX
The Dodgers have been swept by the Brewers and are eliminated from the 2026 MLB postseason.
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