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The only manager in Premier League history to sit through a summer transfer window without signing a single player. I can see whats attracted the Glazers
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@Mike_RMCF what are your thoughts on Poch to United
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This is literally treason! Why are you not doing anything about this??? @GovernmentZA
Congratulations to @VFPlus and @capexitparty 🎉 47 council seats across the Western Cape, up from 35 in 2021, and almost 90,000 votes. More and more voters are backing the Cape’s right to decide its own future. The politics of the future is the politics of self-determination.
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Man United have NEVER had less points after 10 games in Premier League history ❌
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The idea that the Irish State has the logistical coherence to integrate another jurisdiction, let alone a hostile, economically dysfunctional one, is bonkers. We haven't build a prison, hospital or single km of rail in 20 years.
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If Carrick isn't responsible for 18th then he also wasn't responsible for 3rd last season Can't have it both ways He can fuck off now. And so can you lot.
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So much is made of MV moving up in Brazil but every time he has 3 other cars moving out the way.
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Ipswich, Coventry, Everton, Fulham, Hull, etc, are all above United, but some of you want me to believe the reason we’re 18th is solely because we don’t have good players. Are all their players better than ours?
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Four of the last five teams to win exactly 7 points from their first 10 games of a Premier League season have been relegated that season. Norwich in 2019-20 (RELEGATED) Fulham in in 2020-21 (RELEGATED) Burnley in 2021-22 (RELEGATED) C Palace in 2024-25 (STAYED UP) West Ham in 2025-26 (RELEGATED)
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Nobody that has a rudimentary understanding of football builds a team by signing forwards one year, midfielders the next and then defenders after that. It’s so insanely stupid that it should be a sacking offense for anyone who suggested it
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Double and triple-checked this because I couldn’t believe it. Mason Mount’s last Premier League assist came for Chelsea in October 2022. Zero since joining Manchester United for £65m and £250k a week.
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If Carrick was foreign he’d be so far gone
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Deadass think United should get relegated. It has to happen. This team has fallen to a level I never thought. Was liverpoool this bad? I don’t remember
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They've gone from Ole's ex team mates keeping him in the job to Carricks ex team mates keeping him in the job 🤣 Give it another 10 years and it'll be Bruno in charge with Maguire on TV making excuses for him.
Michael Owen: "Carrick's work is better than recent managers. I would keep him."
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A year ago they were complaining about being 6th and 2 points off 4th. A year later, we're celebrating a draw sitting 18th in the table. this fanbase deserves relegation. #MUFC
I’m sorry gaffer
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Michael Carricks win percentages is 10% as permanent manager. Objectively the worst manager ever
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When Amorim drew 4-4 Bournemouth it was a disgrace....
All these ex players backing a manager in the relegation zone after ten games is pure hypocrisy and mates rates. Amorim and Ten Hag were vilified for a lot lot less
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Match going United fans are deluded
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30 - No side in Europe's big-five leagues have conceded more goals than Manchester United this season in all competitions (30). Porous.
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Mac gonna win this race lmao
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