@nopking

I'm known to the internet as a writer for https://xitter.cf/t.co/SAITdolBDc and https://xitter.cf/t.co/fOApAWdP10 known to Nashville as Crawfish Man up until 2014.

 Nashville, TN
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Joined January 2009
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Hey @Citi you guys denied a charge of mine on @Steam and I ended up getting flagged by their fraud department and now my account is locked. You have anyone who can send them a note?
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Hey @PapaJohns I know it's generally not possible to prove someone took a slice before handing over a pizza but I've got dash cam through opening the box recordings and nobody on my side ate this
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several miles to Staples for Amazon return and am informed their computers are down. This on the heels of driving to a whole foods even further away and being told the broken thing that was leaking which was why I was returning it they would not take. Sure not making returns easy
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The Furious: a martial arts Epstein Files
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Two years ago I started getting calls from a Clarksville hospital trying to schedule for Cameron. I told them repeatedly they needed to stop contacting me they had the wrong number. Cut to 2026
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I'd already contacted this company and told them they had the wrong guy and informed them they were not allowed to contact me, they needed to contact that guy, he used my phone number.
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Now reporting a violation of the fair debt collection act because some series of idiots can't understand Cameron used the wrong phone number
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One of the perks of being in the Amazon Vine program is the occasional recommendation... Like I don't have a cat carrier already
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Replying to @NPR
@NPR FYI your feed appears to be 2 days old at this point
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Scratch that - looks like it's a Google issue as your RSS is showing properly.
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Come on @ATT - I just need to cancel a service not spent all Monday morning playing phone dance because you want to try and retain a customer
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I'm in Home Depot today and was going to use Gemini live to help me identify a spray paint to put on PETG for a finish I wanted. There's a message on the screen telling me Lyra voice is going away and to choose a new one. I'm busy, I need paint.
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I asked about a particular gold if it would work and got read a story that could have been a no. I point to another that's gold and sparkly and it tells me it's glittery and I wanted flat. I tell it no, glitter is fine, the voice changed and at volume in a home Depot with two
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Women passing me it says in a different voice "there must be some misunderstanding you said the clitoris is fine" and I felt the need to loudly say glitter, glitter, glitter is fine. There was laughter.
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Watched the Mandalorian and Grogu. Great movie but I wonder why they used voice modulation to make Jeremy Allen White sound like Seth Rogan
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Hoppers: Beaver Avatar
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I found a bug on Plex. It requires quite a bit of setup and two Plex servers (both current) two HDHomeRun DVRs (although I imagine any IP DVR would would) two separate networks, and maybe a Vizio TV.
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It's not a huge deal, but the process by which I must report this bug involves wading through their support forum and then reproducing it and uploading logs and I've got to get to bed in 2 minutes. So if anyone else is having this exact problem and wants to point plex support
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to another person having the same issue - here you go.
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