@normalcreature9

the lord’s delight and disappointment. 5w4sx. Roman Catholic. I’m sorry, but I’m not. Hag (25).

 Somewhere in the Mojave
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Joined November 2023
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I should be working
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this is what I get for going off private
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if you’re a woman with a round face and hooded eyes they kill you
New York Post
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Jennifer Lawrence gets real about her past plastic surgery and future facelift plans: ‘I want to be a sexy mom’ trib.al/CFSHMOA
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spending 2 hours on a research request only to be like “sowwy we don’t have anything lol”
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trying my tikka masala I made last night with this ridiculously simmering sauce… it’s actually really good 🫩
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RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE damn
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indulging in the fun parts of my job. research request and reading the archival outlook magazine as “professional development”
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love him
thecla@normalcreature916h
I should be working
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Going off private for a while because I’m in a brave mood
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VB299999@VB2999917h
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This is what exactly what thom yorke was talking about in the song videotape.
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🧸@mygirlystuff220h
Do you guys think God is going to say it’s ok you cheated on your wife because she “wasn’t putting out” or “got a little fat”
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K. Rose
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Woman is when babies and cookies
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Claire@cutepuppyz1Oct 27
And now I know how Joan of Arc felt. Just kidding I don’t. I would never know how she felt. Incredible woman.
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too late, i have already depicted myself as 6 orderly barn owls and you as 4 shambolic kestrels
Alan Ball@alanball10126 Jun 2025
Its the poorest year for owls this year, due to lack of food, and I have ringed only a hundred of each of Barn Owls and Kestrels. So a big surprise on the Humber Bank to find 6 Barn Owl and 4 Kestrel chicks in the same nestbox ...and with uneaten prey items too!
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I think I would like to be catapulted or jump from a plane just once. if I’m being honest the reason I haven’t yet is because I feel embarrassed about the witnesses for some reason. these actions involve another party so there will be a witness. I have to do it on my own. somehow
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dom@dearoozOct 27
new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars
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before God sends me to hell I think He’ll give a PowerPoint presentation and every slide will be one of my tweets.
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sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who came to Catholicism not 100% on board with everything and went into it knowing my feelings were irrelevant to grand truths beyond my reach (at the time) because so many gripes I see from converts are literally just “I want.. memememe”
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I told my OCIA instructor that I wasn’t sure if I believed something 100%, but that I was willing to keep my mouth shut and not speak out against the church even privately when my opinion and doctrine did not align. apparently that was enough to give me the go ahead to convert..
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which I’m wondering if that’s what he should have done. But honestly I’m basically 100% on board with everything now and I cannot explain how gradually and beautifully my thoughts changed except that it was an Act of the Holy Spirit.
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