okay i dont really know what to post on here lol, Hi everyone ! 👋

ill tweet no matter how many followers I have but it is very demotivating knowing any account I make will last a few months at best because of one dumb joke I made , I would be on like 2k followers by now if the appeal system worked at all

the liquor store should have a loyalty card where u get 1 free bottle for every 6 you buy

ur either a pig or a pimp on this beautiful b*tch of an earth 🌍

[me n my bird slidin in rhe scatpeck] oh, shit ! baby thats the feds behind us ! fuck, wheres the work? u got it ? put it in yo cloaca ! naw, im not fuckin jokin bitxh, put that work up yo mf cloaca or we both gettin 10-25 , hoe

google maps where is anything? google please I need a map to something. google is it possible to be nowhere? google is there anywhere? google im so scared. google ..... google? google...........

I may not be literate but I sure as hell am lit

if I was in total drama island I would msg that leng goth girl "wys aha 🤣 but rah we shld do streaks ygm? u send 👀 x" and when she inevitably blocks my snap within 60 seconds i would string myself up on a lamppost with an extension cord

I'll block a bitch on PsyLog ‼️

making a track with my homie in rhe stu and they told me "wait look up eccentric flint" ?

tried to take a multivitamin and choked on it twice in a row so I just gave up. ill simply waste away, a malnourished husk

there is nothing even a single language on this earth that I am not fluent in.

The Statue Of Biberty:

method acting as my True Self

im at the top of a chaotic organisation that only exists to destroy its rival

just joined my first space 👀 is this thing on? 🎤 lol #Confused #NewExperience

where there's a Pill, there's a Pay #Plug