@normalmaxxedaj

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Joined October 2022
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mo@toxicsavant12h
one time a woman accused me of being a prostitute and called the cops on me bc i was taking too long at an atm and was depositing a big stack of small bills (pizza delivery) and when the cop showed up he literally asked me why i didnt just run off
sam 🐡@messygirIOct 26
If someone calls the cops on u for something stupid do u have to wait for them or can u just leave
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nothing, absolutely nothing in the world, delights me more than “put the sub in the looney tunes Contraption” fetish content. there are so many unique contraptions that people come up with
SweetMarie
@Oceanbreeze473Oct 26
She’s a keeper, just not of her own free will.
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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTV22h
no joke you might have saved his life
Rhine Stoned Cowboy@BisqueBoiOct 26
Gen Z coworker was telling me about how he wants to get into sports betting and I was like “Just remember, they don’t pay for all those commercials because people win all the time” and I think I accidentally blew his mind he looks down and was like “Woah… yeah… huh…”
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PuNk and Stuff@PunKandStuffOct 26
'Ain't got no problem with Goths'
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Respectful Memes
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Paris@goodyhilton8h
It doesn't reflect well on me, I'll be honest
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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a.j. 🛸 ✨ retweeted
tasman
@lildorothy_14h
the subtle art of becoming a cuck
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Stop being afraid of feeling good and start studying why you feel bad and why it is not an individual issue, but a collective suffering, which can only be remedied in community. Whores are part of liberation.
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The thing is. These partners usually are the ones who “crush” that person. I remember my ex lamenting how much I changed while I was with him. Problem was… I changed because I learned the parts of me that made me THAT person were ultimately parts of my personality that he
MP | Masculine Peak 🧠
@MasculinePeakOct 26
They divorce, and suddenly she becomes fun and attractive again. Many such cases.
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a.j. 🛸 ✨ retweeted
crucifunker@ghostmotorfingr5h
talking shite about sex work while sitting there in a leather harness and spiked choker. don’t make me laugh darlin
belak🌪️
@kalebjackson0019h
the nastiest assassination ive ever seen wow
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some of you have been staring at me through a screen silently for years and i know this is why you won’t just email me
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Bringing this back
alexei
@alexeixbtOct 23
91.4% of anxious thoughts never come true.
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𝙨𝙠𝙖𝙗𝙚🏴@g_abe215h
just found out from my doctor that after years of abusing my body with bad food and drugs, my cholesterol is perfect and my liver and kidneys are in outstanding health. i feel like i'm learning the wrong lessons here.
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It’s more like this
libert gençlik
@LibertGenclikOct 25
kadınların yalnızlık dediği şey ironisiz, abartısız, amasız, fakatsız, şakasız şu
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me and who
carter hambley@carterhambley16 Apr 2021
god i hate my girlfriend
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sometimes you see people who just have the worst possible influences around them and you cannot intervene because if you did it would sound like this
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Replying to @normalmaxxedaj
mwah 💋 may everyone go on youtube and search “gabor mate addiction”
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