Inanimate Carbon Rod

If you don't gas your friends up why are you even friends

noo dont kill urself youve got so much ska music to listen to aha

I like that we have a mountain essentially named "big titty" in a mountain range called "the titties" all because some French guys in the 1800s were simply too horny.

Who's done more damage to public perception of their own religion? Israel to Judaism or evangelicals to Christianity?

Throwback to when I downloaded a podcast episode before it got deleted due to a litigious jerk and became an underground podcast dealer on Twitter DMs.

If you're so smart for knowing dumb ends in a B, why do you spell it Dumocrats, you fucking turnip?

My most transphobic hot take is that every trans/nb person's name starts with a K.

I hate this app but whenever I decide to check back in, I see my old friends and it makes me happy between ragebait, scam ads, and the most awful people you could imagjne

lovingly referring to my friends as "dumbass"

I stay repping @miniondeathcult @wordisbond @flieldy luv u, miss u

I have a bar of soap stuck to the shelf in my shower, so instead of doing something about it I just hit it with the

I just want someone to hug me and tell me things will be ok

Taking klonopin with rail vodka lol

I hope Joe Byron outlives President Manbaby by about 5 minutes. And I hope it's soon.

Pretty much everything I do is driven by guilt or self loathing.

hey lil mama come thru, get respected

really though, like what the fuck