Matthew Hahn (@notessential) profile picture

Backflips in your mind All of the time If you don't stay on that line You will find yourself doing Backflips in your mind etc. rinse repeat

Where it's at
Joined July 2012
I'm a mauler baby so don't hate the grizzley in the vein of the song that goes I'm a loser baby so why dont you kill me.
The Nunion, an underground zine that is not the onion, that doesn't exist yet except where written.
The Airwolf helicopter was used as a medical helicopter in Germany after the show aired, crashed and killed all occupants.
Jews for Jesus!!! another cool sounding slogan that didn't work out.
Once again it's gone too far. On for too long. Redundant. Too redundant. Redundancy. Re-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-titive
Snozzle my nozzle. That sounded bad but it's funny. Nozzle.
I'd rather be surfing on clouds
show up don't show off, there's a tendency for showing off to lead to being a dumbass.
So this whole Free Pussy Riot thing, well then where's the T shirts already? Make $ of it. They knew what they were doing.
Don't poach clients from vendors who hires your services to do their work for them; the vendor provides 20 jobs to you, the client only 1.
How do you forget your work shirt? When you don't wear your work shirt to work.
Huffing paint accidentally gets you high and leaves you open to claim you don't do drugs.
"Just because you think politicians wipe their ass with the constitution is no reason to..." fill in the blank
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Doing backflips in your mind All of the time If you don't stay on that line You will find... yourself doing Doing backflips in your mind
ebaumsworld.com/pictures/vie… probably too soon, but something about the guy is wrong.
"I might as well be pooping with the pole cats"-- Cajun pawn stars
Could you take an IOU? -Nick I wouldn't wipe my butt with an IOU from you -Matthew I'd wipe your butt with it -N No thanks, Nick -M
"I used to smoke at school until I got in trouble so then I just ate erasers" -Nick to a customer