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alana

@notkelley

father figure on the outside, party girl on the inside

 26 | 🏳️‍🌈 | she/her
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Joined March 2013
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burdened with the consequences of the actions of our ancestors
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It's gonna be one hell of a party! 🥳 #F1 #MonacoGP
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shoutout to the flight attendant who gave me a set a plastic pilot wings for my cat
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Billboards and banners and bus stops, oh my! #OurFlagMeansDeath fans launch Times Square billboard (and more) in series renewal campaign Read about it here: thepopverse.com/our-flag-mea…
Our Flag Means Death fans launch Times Square billboard (and more) in series renewal campaign

Our Flag Means Death fans launch Times Square billboard (and more) in series renewal campaign

Our Flag Means death fans rent Times Square Billboard to try to save show

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Tonight we are going out to celebrate one of my best friends—the catch—all 20 of us will be dressed up as an elementary school photo of him. Planned by his wife.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived Henry Kissinger. The former Secretary of State was 100 yrs old and lived much longer than many people had hoped.
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Rhys Darby will Host the 51st International Emmy Awards in New York City ! #iemmys
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currently omw to auckland. i need y’all to let me know how november 3 is because i’m missing it entirely. i’m just skipping that day
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when i was in new york, i was walking back late past MSG and this truly massive rat jumped out and literally Scampered, Scurried, across the sidewalk in front of me. like i could hear it’s rat feet hitting the pavement. he ran off—free and unburdened—into the dark
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NYC rat drags doughnut across subway tracks to share with rodent date, sweet video shows trib.al/9dO5Rds
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two very different bars, two very excellent vibes
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13 year old me would think i was SO cool and that’s the most important thing
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60,000 gallons of water per second straight into our shoes
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i feel a deep relation with this lil guy
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It has officially been 65 years since the Wug Test revealed kids' natural grasp of language rules. Happy wugiversary
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last travel leg of the summer richmond ➡️ buffalo
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