jolene

You are going to die. There is no time to waste.

am I the only one who believes they're preparing their dog for its next human incarnation??

Not religious, but I still celebrate Christmas because I’m materialistic 🤍

One thing about me... I’m gone make an extremely obscure reference that only I and a niche group of random people understand.

Did anyone else stop really fucking with Michiko after she called Astuki a jambo?

Restaurants need to prioritize better lighting because the only reason I wanna go inside that hoe is to take pictures.

If a bitch try to tell me what to do with my money, imma just tell that hoe to go get some more money.

Lol can’t relate... I’m never happy.

Every time I see them on some SJW shit, I like to embarrass the white women I went to school with on Facebook. I like to remind them that they didn’t associate with niggers in high school. Like, sure black lives matter Abby. Whatever makes you sleep better at night.

I’m gatekeeping for the rest of the year.

Imma go ahead and say that my drafts are out of pocket.

I’m supposed to be doing healing work rn. I meant to say I wish them love and light.

Or they use you for weed. You bitches can go take a dirt nap.

I want flowers, a date, and whatever I ask for or imma get an attitude for the rest of November.

Hitting the pipe and forgetting about the carb<<<

I’m about to start taking myself on extravagant ass dates. No one’s invited.

Is Batman your favorite super hero or is your dad just emotionally distant?