Twitter's cool because you can tweet about wanting to be dead and no one comments "TEXT ME. I am here 4 u nd love u"
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On this day in 1987, "Tango in the Night" was released
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University of Texas did an advertisment 9 years ago about dropping cigarette butts on the floor and I don’t think it got enough attention because I still constantly see people complaining about getting fined for it... this is what potentially happens when you do, please stop.
Tbh I thought @MattTroxell turned 30 back in 2013
Even just the stuttering in My Generation is a better rock song than anything the Beatles ever put out
Fuck. people that aren’t @WoahJames probably think this is me
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