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I don't want ultimate power. I just want to dance.

Joined October 2012
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Twitter's cool because you can tweet about wanting to be dead and no one comments "TEXT ME. I am here 4 u nd love u"
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It’s all fun and games until I actually fucking puke
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Well if this isn’t the most fucked forecast I have ever seen.
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On this day in 1987, "Tango in the Night" was released
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University of Texas did an advertisment 9 years ago about dropping cigarette butts on the floor and I don’t think it got enough attention because I still constantly see people complaining about getting fined for it... this is what potentially happens when you do, please stop.
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Jesus on Good Friday: TGIF am I right guys?! G*d: you do know what’s about to happen today right..
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Few things are as pure as a Chinatown pizza shop jamming John Cougar Mellencamp
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Bitch it’s Sunday imma get stoned and watch Hans Zimmer Live while I fold laundry
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Even just the stuttering in My Generation is a better rock song than anything the Beatles ever put out
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Y’all think uø will pay to get my RIP tattoo covered up?
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Fuck. people that aren’t @WoahJames probably think this is me
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What It Feels Like To Listen To Hot Gospel
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It’s never Werewolves of London. It’s always Kid Rock
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