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Lucknow, India
Joined July 2023
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short term goal: move out of north india long term goal: move out of india
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I am as greedy as Robert Pattinson is. I wanna see him play every cultural icon forever. Batman, Bond, Dracula, Sherlock Holmes, fuck it he should be the new Wolverine too
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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Twitter is crap now, fake quotes after fake quotes, everything is interaction farming, it was so much better years ago
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happy Diwali bloody behenchod
Indian mass migration flipped Texas blue.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Indian-Americans make up less than 2% of Texas Population pewresearch.org/race-and-ethni… zipatlas.com/us/tx/city-com…
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Just finished Succession, very late to the party but that is straight in my top 3 with Sopranos and The Wire. What a show.
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Eu ODEIO esses tweets vagos tipo “o motivo todos sabem” NÃO SEI NÃO, VAI TOMAR NO CU kkkkkkkk
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umar retweeted
Whatever has happened with the girl in the school, for that This psychopath @imvangasandeep is responsible, who has glorified violence against women in his crap films. He has poisoned the minds of some idiots, who can't separate film’s fantasy from reality. Just look at his ugly face, he even looks like a psychopath. He should be banned from making movies.
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Request to @iamsrk’s team: Please clarify in advance whether SRK will be waving from Mannat’s balcony on his birthday. If he isn’t, kindly announce it officially. Thousands of fans travel to Bandstand with this hope, and uncertainty can lead to massive crowds and unfortunate confrontations with Mumbai Police. Last year, the situation at Bandstand reportedly turned ugly, with fans facing physical force from Mumbai Police amid the crowd. We don’t want a repeat of such an incident. A timely update can prevent unnecessary trouble and keep fans safe. 🤍 @pooja_dadlani @KarunaBadwal @8ellaM @RedChilliesEnt
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A new journey began yesterday 💍@Nidhi
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‘Saw’ was released 22 years ago today.
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Its funny that if you use Microsoft Edge to search for "Chrome" it begs for its life
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rafi always ❤️
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When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss
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(1958) Madhubala in Filmfare magazine.
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Abe ‘anpadh’ press vaalo - kaash tumne bhi kabhi kitaab padhi hoti - to aaj bachho ke YouTube videos ko journalism nahi batana padhta !! @CNNnews18 @inshorts Thanks for free promotion of YouTube channel though :) youtube.com/@madsj30?si=466N… I wish one day you get even 0.1% views of our channel. LOL
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abhishek sharma will score a double hundred in t20s someday aur us din shutter laga dena chahiye humein iss format pe
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Aaj phir yaad aaya... Qaatil nahi… Aashiq hoon… #KING In cinemas 24.12.26
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