Soundchecking at Yardbirds in Grimsby, cum on down tonight for some prime hair metal and huge dicks! @YardbirdsRock
Word up bitches! Our first gig of 2016 is THIS SUNDAY at Yardbirds, Grimsby! Resurrect that spandex and get your ass out to party! \m/
Last band practice before Friday's UEA show DONE. Fuck me, we sound amazing. Who's cumming to the show?
We'll be on Radio Norfolk around 3pm TODAY, folks! Tune in to hear our piss poor British accents and tit puns.
Well that's it for Pout gigs for 2015, folks - apart from this little beauty on December 4th...uealcr.ticketabc.com/events/…
Remember we're rocking the Brickies tonight folks, supported by Tearaway! Get there early, and get your eyes ready for my balls.
Everyone get your pasty tits to Wells Carnival tonight for our headline slot with Walkway! Now shall I rub that cream in for you This.
On stage at 9pm tonight, folks! No support band! Cum get a load of 5 douchebags in tight trousers! @TheSquareHarlow
Now leaving for tonight's show at @TheSquareHarlow! Spandex? Check. Aviators? Check. Lube? Check. Condoms? Those are for losers. #pullout
Silent Divide are currently tearing up the goddamn joint! We're on at 8.30pm folks, see you at the front...
You fucking rocked, Grimsby! Thank you for your hospitality and your tits. Oh yayuh. See you again soon! \m/
We are in the house, Grimsby! Randii L'Amour is watching the cricket backstage, but it's okay as he's doing it whilst having a threesome.
Alright Grimsby, we're cumming for you tonight! Get your sluttiest outfits on and get your asses to Yardbirds for some ROCK!!! \m/
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Bloody loved it!! @PoutAtTheDevil
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Stage times tonight: Die A Villain @ 9pm, Pout busting open vaginas @10pm til midnight! Still time for that pre-gig poop, folks \m/
Soundchecked and awaiting a (fur) burger in Wetherspoons. Derby, you're in for one wild fucking night! #monstersofmock


