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Legit call from the school:
Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her—not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report
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The Conservative Party is unfit to govern. 12 years of failure, 5 Prime Ministers, and working people paying the price. We need a General Election now.
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BREAKING NEWS:
🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨
ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.
🥗🥗🥗
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you are not a machine. you are more like a garden. you need different things on different days. a little sun today, a little less water tomorrow. you have fallow and fruitful seasons. it is not a design flaw. it is wiser than perpetual sameness. what does your garden need today?
Last hope by paramore is an absolute god send to sing when your baby is having a melt down. Sends her straight to sleep
Today I just found out that barely any Americans change the oil in their cars and they take them to a garage to get it changed??? The fuck??
Bit awkward when the jab you had is being withdrawn for health reasons 🥴
‘Baffling’ ‘disappointing’: UK scientists reaction to temporary suspension of Oxford-AstraZeneca in nine EU countries bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-…
