Just admit it, 𝑬𝑫𝑫. I'm 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 than you! 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎? I don't have any 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒔. I'm 𝑵𝑼𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑶 𝑼𝑵𝑶! You're the one who's coming in 𝑺𝑬𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑫 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑪𝑬! #EWRP #EddsWorldRP #FNFRP #MVRP

Hey. You know who's gay? [ Eduardo and the reader are now in wedding outfits, holding hands as church bells ring. ] Us.

// i love how even in real life eduardo is still trying to one up edd, but failing eddsworld has always been popular, being a classic show that's been around for a long time eduardo was popular with The Catchphrase, but only for a few months before it got stale

Man, that whole "well well well" meme was great! It was so popular! It's still gotta be popular though. It's the funniest friggin thing ever!

Hey, neighbors! I got something to say to you!

// eddsworld au where everything is the same except that the neighbors are replaced by carl brutananadilewski

//

No, Youtube. I would NOT like to watch league of legends videos ad free. I don't even know what that /is/.

Just /admit it,/ (Reader!) It's "Party /rock is/ in the house tonight", not "Party /rockers/ in the house tonight"!

.

<- not particularly fond of his neighbors

/Another/ hole in my window. I'm gonna get my lawyer on those idiots one day!

// WAKES UP FROM MY SLUMBER

Mornin'.