@null_fruit

it comes out a great and deformed joke

 Chicago, IL
instagram.com/null_fruit
Joined January 2009
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Taking an amount of ibuprofen that would kill a full grown Dutch man within minutes
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Phew... Passed with flying colors 🧑‍🍳
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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A kitchen is always my most comfortable place in any home including homes of others. I know exactly what to do there at any time
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Ginger Minge@KosherVerucaOct 22
Started a pot of my world-famous chili. I'm finally ready to share my secret ingredient with you.
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anna (In Play, Out(s))@rockmeannadeusOct 22
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angela 🦋@mournswatchOct 21
“Open world football game” fuck yourself. What even is that.
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taumpy tearrs@c1rcusmonkeyOct 22
icymi Tim just said he went to see YCSE yesterday with Gregg (also Gregg shared some of his popcorn with him). Are you kidding me. Imagine looking behind you at the cinema and seeing this shit
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having a really bad day and Yes it is PHP related
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king of water cup city@null_fruitOct 22
I gave The Hitcher a surprising 4/5 stars for the homoeroticism and a death so grim I didn't even need to see it; regardless, this Ebert review kicks ass
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Master of the Flying Jetski@jetskitosway2Oct 22
Replying to @null_fruit
do you think they ever explored each other's bodies
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I gave The Hitcher a surprising 4/5 stars for the homoeroticism and a death so grim I didn't even need to see it; regardless, this Ebert review kicks ass
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Damen blue moment
lionel@LionelBarrowOct 20
The Blue Line @cta stop on the north end of Damen is just missing a stair. No warning tape, no signs, just a stair propped up on the side of the staircase
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Got to watch labwork being performed on Van Gogh and O'Keefes last week and this week they let me in the boiler room. I love my JOB
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ほたて
@hotahota__teOct 17
税金の事とか何も知らなそう
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✴︎𒀱✴︎ ge@ge_oidOct 19
e mais uma vez meu gato não me deixou dormir
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Just found out it's okay if there's a little bit of rust in your food 💜
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Anyway my wok is reseasoned now so don't worry about it
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and Ronald is a furry - thank god
Theo Jaffee
@theojaffeeOct 16
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Theo Jaffee
@theojaffeeOct 16
Long Now Foundation
@longnowOct 15
Nearly every phone and computer on Earth relies on one plain-text file to know what time it is. When a country changes its clocks with a few weeks’ notice, or Morocco pauses daylight saving for Ramadan, someone has to update that file. Since 02005, that someone has been Paul Eggert, a computer science professor at UCLA, who does it as a volunteer.  Take a look at this great data visualization to see the full story:  na2.hubs.ly/H08qtQC0

The People Holding Up the Internet: Who Maintains Open Source

Four billion phones ask one text file what time it is, kept by a UCLA lecturer in his spare time. We counted who maintains the code under your phone.

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I came home at 2 am and one of my neighbors who is moving put a BRAND NEW NEVER OPENED instant pot (the kind that is also an air fryer) in the lobby with a "free" sign. I am feeling loved by God and all of the world
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instant pot and air fryer were my top appliances I missed living with my old roommate... we're so back it's insane
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