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you’ll find something to disagree with I assure you, and I’ll argue about it but will bill you for the time #Druze #AmericaFirst

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Joined November 2023
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I wanna go on love island I’m married but i want my husband with me I also have a kid and he’d be with me Also i dont want anyone else and i dont want to be recorded Ok i just want a vacation in fiji
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the houthis have better customer support than Coinbase
You have to email the Houthis if you want your ship to cross the Red Sea. They reply within 24hrs
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this girl is incredibly talented but is wasting it on nonsense. who told her this was ok.
Olivia Rodrigo has released her first-ever Christmas song ‘take me home (4 christmas).’
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I’m convinced Lebanon’s 2019 financial collapse was a test run to see how people would react to having their savings wiped out before trying it elsewhere. Like immigration, multiculturalism, financial collapse somehow Lebanon always gets the preview. Truly Lebanon is a message
'THEY LEFT US WITHOUT MONEY!' Chaos on streets of Paraguay after MILLIONS of people lose access to their savings and bank accounts
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Every GOP strategist, consultant, and candidate should be forced to participate in a role-playing exercise this morning. Your name is Bob. You’re a 49-year-old blue-collar worker in Ohio. You’ve always struggled to make ends meet. The good jobs were all shipped to China and the few remaining pay a pittance wage, undercut by endless illegal labor. You’re a 3x Trump voter because you believed he would finally make America great again. You put your son through Ohio State. He graduated cum laude in computer science. You couldn’t have been prouder. After months searching, he landed an entry-level job at Microsoft. Beneath his qualifications, but a good start for a smart kid. Then he got laid off. That same month, Microsoft applied for 150,000 more H-1B visas because it can’t find qualified Americans. Your son has spent six months back in his childhood bedroom, sending hundreds of applications without landing an interview. On TV, Trump boasts about the greatest economy in history and how many women and minorities are finding jobs. You decide a father-son steak night might cheer him up. Gas is $4.50 a gallon. Filling your truck costs over $100. At Kroger, ribeyes are $30/lb. You settle for hamburger, even though 70/30 ground beef still costs $10+. At checkout, a fat black woman is screaming at the cashier because her EBT will only cover most of the filet mignon and lobster in her cart. You think to yourself how the Iran war has made everything expensive, but at least we’re stopping their nuclear bomb. You weren’t even sure where Iran was before you googled it after we first bombed them in March. After dinner, you take your son to the county fair. Half the people aren’t speaking English. Virtually none of the crowd looks like you. You’re forced to leave early after a “teen takeover” turns violent. A foreign born judge pledges none of them will go to jail. Back home, you turn on the TV. Vivek Ramaswamy is lecturing the crowd about American mediocrity and why Ohio needs more foreign talent. Your son grows upset. You change the channel. Now a Republican surrogate, the daughter of a governor or wife of an elderly billionaire, explains that young White men are the REAL welfare queens. They’d rather play videogames in their parents’ basements than work. Your son says nothing. He just goes back to his childhood bedroom. You turn off the TV. Then your neighbor starts blasting reggaeton and cracking open Modelos. He brought his cousin’s family from Mexico to help with all the minority-business contracts his construction firm keeps winning. Tonight they’re celebrating his nephew’s birth, the family’s first birthright American citizen. You sit alone in your living room. You worked hard, paid taxes, obeyed the law, and raised your son to do everything right. You voted Republican again and again because you believed somebody in Washington would finally fight for you. Instead, your wages are stagnant. Groceries are unaffordable. Your community is unrecognizable. Your country is fighting another foreign war. And upstairs, the son you sacrificed everything for is lying awake in the bedroom he slept in at twelve, wondering what the heck he’s even supposed to do with his life now. Every time you turn on the TV, the Republicans you elected are either congratulating themselves or explaining why you and your son are the problem. For ten years, they told you America’s future depended on your vote. Now you aren’t even sure America has a future worth defending. The Republican Party needs to answer one simple question this morning: You’ve spent a decade demanding Bob’s loyalty. You’ve given him stagnant wages, unaffordable groceries, another foreign war, and a son who did everything right but can’t find work. And when they complain, you call them lazy, entitled, and racist. What possible reason have you given Bob and his son to vote Republican? Do you honestly think you deserve their vote?
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i’m charging for lessons if anyone is interested!!
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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Habibi “Arab” ❤️
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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This is how I know Arab culture is coming to America. Do you think Dubai was created out of a vacuum? Middle eastern women ARE THIS WAY. A morning brunch is treated like a runway. Grocery shopping requires brand names. Hold on tight guys, this is the real invasion lmfao
So far at Abdul El-Sayed’s election night event I’ve spotted, Valentino heels, a Chanel bag, a Moncler jacket, Rolex watches, and a YSL bag among other designer items.
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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the first halal waffle house just opened
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IF YOU DONT HAVE A NEOPRONOUN ONE WILL BE ASSIGNED TO YOU AT MIDNIGHT BY YOUR BLUE HAIRED BARISTA FOLLOWING YOUR MANDATORY VACCINATION
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this is because of the glee revival
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they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital
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im in downtown houston texas. theyre pulling people out of their cars and cancelling them.
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I’m shocked that Nicki Minaj and her beautiful butt weren’t able to stop the blue wave
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They’re doing sex changes at Chick Fil A now
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yup that’s why we’re laughing and not crying mentally prepared for it for months
Everyone under 35 knew how tonight was going to go…
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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Remember to set your alarms for pronouns in your bio today and leave masks out for the covid conscious ♥️
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pronouns - changed ✅ land - acknowledged ✅ sex change - booked ✅
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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