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Pastor Marvin Winans shouted out both Mike Rogers and Abdul El-Sayed at Perfecting Church:
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I met my person already and I fumbled it, no one gets me like she does. I wasn’t there for her when she needed me Fml
I hope I meet my person by accident. No dating apps, no matchmaking, no one trying to set us up. Just two people living their own lives and somehow finding each other.
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An influencer is incentivized by attention, so their content must be optimized to be consumed and forgotten (cheap dopamine). A personal brand is incentivized by money, so their content must be optimized to move you down their sales funnel. An artisan is incentivized by the satisfaction that comes from the quality of their work. They need attention and money, but for the sole purpose of spending more time on work they enjoy and the impact it has. Become an artisan.
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Food dump ke Omo na Garri o
October dump but FOOD?
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Made an ad for a fictional brand I created: BLOCKD Had a lot of fun bringing this crazy concept to life for #TheWorldsCatchiestAd From the images to the video, background sound and even the jingle, everything was created using @elevenlabs and @elevencreative. #ElevenLabsAmbassador #ElevenCreativeCompetitionVol1
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Opay has consistently declined to name the regulator or provide further details on the nature of the inquiry For SoftBank to pull out walahi it is terrorism
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One of Africa's most exciting fintech companies, OPay, suddenly terminated a listing on the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE). This is after founder Zhou Yahui had rung the NYSE bell. Rather curious affair so I tried to dig for info. 1. OPay is a behemoth but its underbelly is a bit more fragile than I thought. 2. Turns out the payment app is almost a side show. It is mainly a consumer lender funded by retail savings. (BTW, it retains about 0.0385% of the gargantuan transaction volumes, which is not uncommon in the payments space.) 3. The IPO was meant to address three issues: A/ about $1bn of preferred shares can be cashed in by investors if there is no listing worth at least $5bn by end of 2027 B/ the IPO cash proceeds were to form a cushion under its loan book, which has tripled in a year & C/ there is a need for a New York perch before tough new Nigerian central bank (CBN) rules on consumer lending arrive. 4. About 61% of H1 2026 revenue came from loan & investment interest in naira 5. The lending business is funded by customer savings of $978.9m but $847.5m can be withdrawn at any time. 6. Cost of capital for that gig is high: for e.g. in August and September, OPay ran a campaign offering savers 27 per cent per annum (policy rate in Nigeria: 23.00%.) 7. Which makes OPay's loans expensive: anything from 36.5% to as high as 360%. 8. Credit-loss expense = $118.4m, more than the $90.9m net profit. Write-offs = $113.2m in six months, against $70m for all of 2025. 27.4% of the $415.3m loan book was past due. 9. As things get tough in Nigeria, a high-cost lender will feel the squeeze. 10. Liquidity coverage: Cash ($385.8m) plus short-term investments ($532.9m) cover about 94% of customer savings, before counting ordinary wallet balances. 11. With the IPO terminated, the $1bn preference share obligation stays and grows by about $60m a year. 12. Luckily, though, some key preference creditors are insiders, like founder Zhou. (13. It is curious that JP Morgan that had been mentioned as the Lead Bank in March and repeated in May left by August.) 14. Of the adverse regulatory trends, the most critical are: A/ Nigeria's central bank (CBN) decreed in June 2026 that any financial group with more than 25% of card issuing may hold no more than 15% of merchant acquiring (payment terminals), and vice versa. Compliance is due by 31 December 2026. OPay has 27% of payment terminals and 50m wallet users. Keeping card issuing under 15% would be a stretch. B/ CBN also requires Nigerian payment data to stay in Nigeria from 1 January 2027, treats remote access from abroad as cross-border, and requires ultimate owners to be disclosed. C/ In April 2024, 43 of the 105 fintech accounts frozen by court order in an FX and money-laundering probe were OPay's. 15. Meanwhile the wider group also needs cash in light of challenges in members like Kunlun, which lost $217m in the first 9 months of this year. 16. OPay says it terminated the IPO due to regulatory issues in a market that is immaterial to its business. Markets where it is regulatorily exposed but doesn't have much business are Egypt, Pakistan, Indonesia, and South Africa (Nigeria = ~90% of revenue). 17. Analysts noted that the shares were priced at $19 at the IPO but the ADS (American depositary shares) were being indicatively priced at $16.25 and $16.75 ahead of opening. The market was already pointing to a first-day loss. 18. The pause to address the regulatory notice would have thus led to the book being emptied, and the underwriters left holding shares at $19. 19. A polite agreement to terminate made sense on all sides. But it also means that Standard Bank’s separate investment of <$200 million can't happen either, as it was contingent on the IPO closing. 20. That, in fact, is Zhou and OPay's biggest headache. So much was hinged on the NYSE debut.
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worth pointing out 1 Million is about 120 yards (one foot ball field) 1 Billion is about 60 miles 1 Trillion is a 787 at cursing speed for 5 Days
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Cheers to all the money I am going to make and keep in November🥂
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Tom Nolan yesss get in
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Anthropic doing their part to worsen the k shaped economy and increase the divide between the haves and the have nots.
We’ve trained Claude to flag potential misuse in conversations, a technique we call self-assessment. Right after it responds, Claude gives a preliminary safety assessment of the conversation. Since we began using self-assessment in June, it has surfaced misuse that our other safeguards weren’t designed to catch. Because Claude has already read the conversation, self-assessment is very efficient. And unlike classifiers, which target a discrete set of harms, it draws on Claude’s own judgment, so it gets more accurate as our models improve. Read more on our new Safeguards blog: safeguards.anthropic.com/202…
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Halloween Shopping, by the numbers: • Costumes $4.4B • Decorations $4.3B • Candy $4.1B Costume Breakdown: • Adults $2B • Children $1.5B • Pets. $0.92B Total 2026 Spend: $13.5B (record) (per NRF)
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I wonder if this was how Sango felt
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When you bring a kid into this world, there are some habits you need to let go
Saw a man with a 10 year old kid and a 15 year old playing sportybet, how do you tell your kids you lost their school fees on Bournemouth v Leeds United BTTS ? how do you tell them ? How do you become a good father when your weekends is determined by some bitch ass Man Utd ????
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Saw a man with a 10 year old kid and a 15 year old playing sportybet, how do you tell your kids you lost their school fees on Bournemouth v Leeds United BTTS ? how do you tell them ? How do you become a good father when your weekends is determined by some bitch ass Man Utd ????
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Aaah Not the real reason I mean klarna is trading on nyse $klar That being said Opay makes more money on their lending than their payment services. They are about to launch a BNPL service which will definitely x2 their income. So they loan “portfolio” is not an issue
I knew this wlll happen. Their loan portfolio does not make any sense.
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MTN is ready for you guys for the match, Chelsea vs Man Utd and they are here with lots of freebies. There will also be predict and win cards for halftime and full time. On the house, there is a free bottle for the first 20 persons. Come with your gang. 📍 9, Mabo Street, Surulere.
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Even if I buy M2 for project O I don’t have the time to task 😭
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15 bookmarks? ?? You want to sue me ?
Opay has consistently declined to name the regulator or provide further details on the nature of the inquiry For SoftBank to pull out walahi it is terrorism
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$opay still not trading What’s going on
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