Anything worth doing is worth obsessing over. #PNBrule

No matter how awful your screaming toddler is being in aisle 7, they aren’t nearly as bad as the meth head drawing faces on the floor with their own poop in aisle 3. #pnbrule

Inflammatory shit-posting about Notting Hill Carnival. I’m wondering how many of those folks have actually *been* to it? #notallracists

If you can’t rock it, caulk it. #pnbrule #welding

Oil company disaster poker. Exxon: I’ve got… the Valdez! BP: sorry mate, my Deepwater Horizon sinks your Valdez. Pemex: hold my Corona, pendenjos… #gigantefirepenis

Thanks @fakedansavage for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 895 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/55uEQa…

#WordleInTwo #wordle

1) In 2019 the Trump administration creates the ominous sounding “Foreign Influence and Interference Branch” within CISA. 2) Since then that branch has regularly met with tech companies 3) Musk buys Twitter. 4) Its all Biden’s fault. theintercept.com/2022/10/31/…

The main purpose of a pistol is to get you to a rifle. #pnbrule #earldplumlee #medalofhonor

In the four years of Trump’s only tour in public service, WA state median income went up 14% while median home prices went up 43%. #iblamebiden 2016 Income: $85,872 House: $315,900 2020 Income: $97,788 House: $452,400 Sources: dshs.wa.gov/esa/eligibility-… ofm.wa.gov/washington-data-r…

“I’ve never been sexually assaulted at a drag show, but I’ve been sexually assaulted in church. Twice.”

This is definitely a first for me: #wordleintwo #wordle288 #wordle #nospoilers

You can only think as big as you can print. #pnbrule