How do i become a Passport Bro except it’s only me chasing down esoteric oddities and curios?

i just started my period

think about it, me sending a photo to you in a low cut top, columbia zipped open and my cute 2000s bag? cleavage, sex appeal, ummmmm ya that’s hot

i want one of them BBL jackets yall be talking about

if you know me you know i loathe wearing winter coats but since ive been working a lot and ill be in and out of the elements more than usual these are $50 a pop rn on amazon who loves me so much so i can get these two colors LMAOO

An Owl was at my window screeching all through the night so did i get much sleep? nope! but was i reminded how blessed, wise and intuitive i am? yep! i love owls and owls love me 🦉 (no idc to hear your negative beliefs on them i will block you)

i just got off work and i rode home in silence it wasn’t a bad day at all it’s just that i don’t wanna talk or hear anything i want pure silence so quiet i could pinpoint where a mouse was pissing on cotton… you feel me?

im so exhausted i forgot what the date was today it’s my best friend and sister Chris’ birthday and i thought i was late and panicked and then wished my best friend Chuck a happy birthday i thought yesterday was the 25th and today was the 26th lmaoooo ok i need sleep

i’m not even kidding i need 2 red bull infusions today to function

guys the bass has been acquired shout out out to my friend who gifted me this bass God is so good

mfs is tired that ain’t ever been tired before (i’m mfs)

cannot believe i forgot my lunch

one time, i decided not to talk to a man i was seeing anymore because i saw his asscrack that’s how serious that shit is to me. don’t ever let me see your asscrack if you’re a guy i will never talk to you again

beheading videos are easier to see than a male’s ass crack that’s how bad male ass pisses me off like something about that just sincerely disgusts and enrages me

my day has been fucking RUINED … i just saw a man’s ass crack omfg

. @FatKidDeals any deals on a 32-40 inch smart tv? 👁️👄👁️

i got bitches (bye im working open to close now love you all)

i think it makes sense i got into Stoner/Doom metal because my dad did not playyyyy about Black Sabbath and same with my mom they were obsessed with Ozzy and bonded over it a lot