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let a brotha primp a bit

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Joined November 2016
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not engaging with politics 🍅🍅🍅
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you put actual slurs in your fics, i think you have bigger fish to fry
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like you’re weird as hell
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no way he didn’t notice this looks a little crazy
Macaulay Culkin recreating the thousand-yard stare soldier meme for Halloween.
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what fucking kids are asking for noah wyle’s autograph?
Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids. “I met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, ‘I really like you on ‘SNL.’ And he goes, ‘What are you doing up that late?’ And I said, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ He goes, ‘F*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didn’t know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, ‘Dear Noah, you’re a great kid, Eddie Murphy.’" (via Good Hang) variety.com/2026/tv/news/noa…
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Noah Wyle didn't actually say he was 9 years old at his interaction with Eddie Murphy during his chat on "A Good Hang". Only mentions the age as an example of how he signs autographs quickly for young kids who ask him for one. youtu.be/-3hYo2BgqKE?is…
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Why do we never question if the kid has bad vibes??
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I love gay halloween…
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not with all them ads
we're here to support you during this difficult time
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he’s technically on a 12 month probation and he’s threatening people already…..
lmaoo they ate him up. and still threatening people to be next when you know you can get sent back to jail— nvm.
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I wish I cared about santana being a mean girl like I really, truly, with all my heart, could not care less
Santana Lopez was majorly a bully on glee but y'all found it fun. Rachel Berry didn't even do half of what Santana did but y'all hated her majorly because she had audacity and talent.
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Sterling K Brown is WAYYYYYY overdue for sexiest man.
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also urging people to not speculate is silly bc that’s gonna happen regardless posting an article like this
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Not only did Noah Wyle steal Sterling K Brown’s Emmy this year he also stole his title (Sexiest Man Alive).
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demi fans on the defense not realizing it’s bc they’re both named demi
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the ratio of men of color to white men
People’s Sexiest Man Alive: 2015: David Beckham 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2017: Blake Shelton 2018: Idris Elba 2019: John Legend 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2021: Paul Rudd 2022: Chris Evans 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2024: John Krasinski 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2026: Noah Wyle
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no second opinion needed??
Noah Wyle has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2026…
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stop telling me abt this man if they're not going to throw the book at him
Chris Brown has been given an 8-month suspended prison sentence after he pleaded guilty to affray.
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Since 2009, this man has been avoiding paying consequences for his actions. All they do is give him a slap on the wrist. That’s why he’ll never change because he knows he’ll get away whenever he attacks someone.
BREAKING: Chris Brown has been sentenced to eight months in prison, suspended for 12 months, therefore avoiding jail time. Brown pleaded guilty to affray over a confrontation at a London nightclub in 2023. trib.al/FfaizNt 📺 Sky 501
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