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Pat Rapier

@obviousbot28

I know things' others don't, I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

 Indiana, USA
Joined November 2014
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Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) profile picture
Dov Kleiman
@NFL_DovKleiman1h
The Vikings have the WORST luck of all time: • They let Kirk Cousins leave • They let Sam Darnold leave • They traded away J.J. McCarthy • Signed a washed-up Kyler Murray It's hard not to feel bad for Minnesota fans...
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Justin Herbert still hasn’t won a football game since this moment.
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Justin Herbert may be 0-7 but some things are bigger than football
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I have been waiting patiently for it to get fixed since I know nothing in this modern world actually works. But I give up. THE ESPN APP SUCKS MOOSE COCK! I cannot get Sunday NFL Countdown on it. It takes three or four buttons before you reach anything even when it does work. IT SHOULD SHOW WHAT IS LIVE ON ESPN THE MINUTE YOU GO TO IT! Does that take a rocket science to figure it out? Fuck!
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These Vikings ' radio guys hate Kyler
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Whoever thought the Mavericks would be relevant this fast.
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What could possibly go wrong.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 31
BREAKING: Clinical trial finds that a psychedelic compound from toad venom can rapidly reduce depression symptoms when snorted.
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So for Halloween I had pizza with a couple of dead people.
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The Democratic incumbent who lost in the primary won't quit attacking her opponent against the party line ,and campaign staffers for a Republicans candidate in Texas are openly tellin' folks they wouldn't vote for the guy.#Election2027
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jay.☆
@reese4mvpOct 30
angel got so much motion she got usher coming into the locker room chanting “ATL HOE” 😭😭😭
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The Bulls finally benched Williams
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You can only keep 3 of these. All the others will be eradicated. Choose. war, famine, genocide, Dutch Barn Vodka, poverty, Netflix, AIDS, puppies, nonces, terrorism.
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So what happened to those European revolutions?
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Bill Simmons
@BillSimmonsOct 31
Yaxel’s having the greatest rookie season since David Robinson
Warriors on NBCS (@NBCSWarriors) profile pictureWarriors on NBCS
@NBCSWarriorsOct 30
Yaxel Lendeborg pulled up to Chase as Michael Myers 😂
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So , we're nukin' Iran on Wednesday?
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Tech Stocks Tumble, Putting Pressure on Broader Market nytimes.com/shared/comment/4…
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Love these trees
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RIP Patrick Stewart. What an actor. I still can’t believe he agreed to do this scene. And he didn’t even mind when I ruined every take. Legend.
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Not all heroes wear capes.
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Are people in Alaska that stupid?
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