Ego sum vir magnus.

Joined July 2024
I wish I had a better camera when I took this photo back in the day. I think I took this on my iPad retina. End of an era. Good times.
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This thread is insane man. Please, guys, please just communicate with your family. If you don’t know what foods your family likes, that is a moral issue. You need to be an expert on your family.
Why is this such a difficult thing for women? Nearly, every woman I know (except Mom, who still has a rigid schedule for each night) struggles to think dinner. Not actually MAKE dinner, but think of what to make and this is an incredibly stressful thing for them.
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fellas, if your girl: - listens to everything you say - tracks your app usage - wants to know about your youtube interests that's not your girl. that's a samsung smart tv
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Whenever I see one of these ten foot tall Viking types I try to imagine them running across a field with a giant axe as I prepare to defend my ancestral homeland
Greatest mic’d up moment in baseball history
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Engineering school was insanely hard. At the end of every semester I would always get sick literally the day after finals/midterms ended. I still have dreams about missing tests and homework. One of my family members just told me she had to take a bowling class for her PE major
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People will read stuff like this, laugh about it, joke about it, tell you how ridiculous it is, but never ever ever ever question democracy
American voters have absolutely no idea what’s even going on lmao
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There is a difference between a guy who is fat and a fat guy. A fat guy would leave a fat ghost. The last place you lose fat from is your brain.
Gabriel Iglesias was on Ozempic for about five months. His description is the most honest one I’ve heard. It worked almost too well. He’d look at food and feel nothing, not disgust, just “I’m good.” The weight came off. But he watched his shoulders disappear with it. A strong guy, losing the strength he was proud of. Add the constant nausea, and he quit. The moment he stopped, 20 pounds came back almost immediately. And here’s the twist: years earlier, he says Ozempic offered him a million-dollar deal to be the face of the brand. He turned it down. That’s the part nobody puts in the commercial. The drug turns off your hunger. It doesn’t protect your muscle, and it doesn’t fix whatever was driving the eating in the first place.
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Vaxxed?
Stick Run creator Manuel Otto has died aged 30, the game studio has announced His death was confirmed after an apparent suicide by self-immolation during a Twitch livestream
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How did he know?
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Me when I generate some keys and store them in a u8
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🧵🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: A $15+ MILLION DOE contractor and NoKings protest organizer with active nuclear security contracts is on camera recommending a color revolution "how-to" 🚨🚨 His name is Steven A. Cash. Former CIA officer (Balkans, Clinton era). Under Biden: Senior Advisor to the Undersecretary at DHS Intelligence & Analysis. The day after Trump's 2016 election, Cash co-founded "The Steady State" — a network of more than 340 former intelligence community officials who decided Trump was an "existential threat". When Biden won, the threat was gone. Cash went into Biden's DHS. His own words: "we disappeared." Then Trump won again. "Suddenly the existential threat was back." The Steady State reactivated and is now a planning partner with NoKings. In the clip below, their meeting recommends "Bringing Down a Dictator" — the Otpor documentary about toppling Milošević — as "a how-to." Meanwhile, Cash's company Deck Prism LLC holds $15+ million in Department of Energy contracts. Almost every one: sole-source or non-competed. One is for the National Nuclear Security Administration — our nuclear weapons program — justified because "disclosure would compromise national security." His FEC records: 20+ donations over 20 years. 100% Democratic. Zero Republican. Including $1,001 to Kamala Harris on August 4, 2024, while his NNSA nuclear contract was active. I have the USAspending receipts, the FEC filings, and him on camera twice. As always, patience as I pull together the thread. 👇
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Good morning to all non-internet product developers
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opsec level: 4️⃣
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4 son, or php daughter?
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Why did nobody tell me making IoT devices was this easy?
I cannot believe I haven’t built something with the ESP32-C6 yet. This thing is insane. Also I’ve been sleeping on Stemma QT for prototyping.
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assert!(key > 255)
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New unit test just dropped: assert!(KEY > 255)
there should be an icann death penalty for ca's this incompetent
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For normies: this is like setting your phone password to “1”
Replying to @astuyve
Oh god: The p384 private keys are randomly selected integers between 1 and 256, the private keys are effectively all-zeroes apart from the last byte
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Friedman and Sowell spent their entire lives warning us that people like this would be spawned from liberal economic policy, and they were exactly correct.
As a Black man, I’m not impressed by flying cars. I’d be more impressed if our government pay us our reparations. That’s my message for Black people today.
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