INFINITE BATHS OF SKITTLES (unfortunately this is now a sleep token shitposting account)

Bristol, England
Joined November 2008
Hey, um, is it ok if we don’t…*checks notes* …wish harm on Vessel because we got called out on our gobby bullshit and tried to spin it and make ourselves look like the victim? Ok then!
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Being a Sleep Token fan is 80% complaining about obtain drops and 20% willing to go to war with metalhead chodes who comment with unmasked photos on music publication facebook posts about the band, and that’s my official stance.
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sleep token pics that make my brain go brrrrr
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Come home white boy we miss you
Vessel please come home
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Guys something is happening
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Guys who’s up for clubbing together and booking a private overnight tour of the Alkaline mansion, bonus if they still have the murder cuck chair:
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Okay in the interest of research I made enquiries and the house is fucked lads. Just the basement accessible. So no cuck chair 😢
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Someone should post this gif in the #Nattyorjuice subreddit and see what the consensus is.
sooo what are we doing
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When you make your entire brand and personality crashing out for likes I guess it can skew your perception to some degree, but it’s not normal. You’ve crossed a real line and I hope to god you DO get noticed by the people you claim to look up to, for their own safety.
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Ending with a final note: there is a REASON half the fanbase has you blocked, and perhaps if you stopped claiming it’s because of X or Y and instead took a long hard look at your behaviour it would start to make sense!
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Colonel Killcore retweeted
rhinoplasty, breast implants, eye lift, jaw shave, botox, cheek filler, facial bone surgery, face lift, lip filler, buccal fat removal, bbl
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ii realised he’d been paying interest-only for the last 20 years:
Someone said "how much debt does bro owe actually??" and I’m still laughing 😭 🎥: @/tommcpherson
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life been so rough im genuinely moving like Will Graham on encephalitis
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Eden-era Voob strap timeline cleanse:
when i posted this gif it got flagged as sensitive LOOL
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Why do I get a tingling that there’s a UK tour announcement on the immediate horizon… 🙏🏼
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OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌️❌️🛑!'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST...🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌️..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌️BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳
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