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people who feel nothing for each other just can't have impassioned arguments like this I'm sorry
you know they loved each other cus they KNEW exactly what buttons to choose
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armand and lestat would almost come to blows debating whether courage the cowardly dog is pink or purple
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odd 🦡 | #tvlspoilers retweeted
A panic attack & an orgasm are two sides of the same coin if you think about it
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I couldn't understand the plot of Camp Miasma. Not because of the writing, but because when Gillian Anderson showed up sounding like Dolly Parton I blacked out for about 2 hours
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man lying on his stomach kicking his feet and giggling about his crush while scribbling in his notebook except every drawing is a meticulously rendered anatomical study of his crush skinned down to the fascia, muscle tissue, and deep skeletal frame
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unfortunately my hubris is such that i do believe i could out pizza the hut
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odd 🦡 | #tvlspoilers retweeted
if u think ai-generated csam doesn’t count as sexually explicit material of a minor then block me
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if u think ai-generated csam doesn’t count as sexually explicit material of a minor then block me
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"why are we condoning this" and it is a 28 year old and a 25 year old smoking cigarettes
This is not normal especially for a family as high profile as the Obama's. This isn't even normal for normal everyday families. Why are we condoning this??
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"i thought they were joints!" they r still 28 and 25 years old
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odd 🦡 | #tvlspoilers retweeted
lestat
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another inconsequential silly itwv question for you all: which of the Main Four is the one that eats everybody else's pickles when they get burgers
56%daniel
9%louis
15%armand
20%lestat
286 votes • Final results
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imagine you apply for a job at the cia bc you want to do cool spy shit and they make you go on twitter dot com the website and do this instead
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odd 🦡 | #tvlspoilers retweeted
I’ve never seen Assad zaman and the vampire Armand in the same room, I’ll say that much
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not excited about the gleeboot bc glee is so Of It's Time and you simply cannot recapture that violently millenial aura again today
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odd 🦡 | #tvlspoilers retweeted
chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult
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maybe i am more full of spite than i think bc loumand hate on the tl is inspiring me to maybe perhaps write my first loumand fic
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odd 🦡 | #tvlspoilers retweeted
example 1000 of why armand taking a jab at the way louis sits was absolutely ridiculous 😭
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enough time has passed since this specific Disk Horse that i can finally speak my truth: i think if daniel ever called armand "kid" armand would instantly get so bricked up he'd pass out
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