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London, England
Joined September 2016
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just to clear things up: yes, I was invited to last night’s Airbnb gala, but due to a previous engagement (the UberEats Fall Feast) I could not attend. looking forward to seeing @charli_xcx at next month’s Microsoft Authenticator Ball!
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I wrote a novel series specifically for your kids and you should pre-order it for them! It’s funny! It already has a 2 star rating on Goodreads even though I’m the only person that has read it & it’s not out until March. The buzz is undeniable guys
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controversial maybe but I hateeee that planes are all getting WiFi and are becoming somewhere else you can’t escape phones
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CYNTHIA ERIVO?! 😭
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Feels like a good time to bring back JADE’s tiny desk performance for ‘angel of my dreams’ since it’s having a resurgence due to the Victoria secret fashion show
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adhd meds kicking in: what if instead of Doing My Midterm, i unsubscribed from every single email subscription i dont need
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Overcompensating was cute, I love LA was fun, Adults was good. But now it’s time for the top dog. Lenaquake incoming
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hannah horvath in mamdani’s new york..
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Kelly Clarkson dominating entertainment news??? Girls is back??? Incredible time to be a millennial
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if bowen yang were still on snl he would be getting fitted by the costume department for a mechanical bird costume right now
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Sara Ramirez is joining the cast of the ‘GIRLS’ revival as non-binary podcast host Che Diaz. (Source: @DEADLINE)
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Turning to strangers in an elevator after ten seconds of silence and saying “So do you guys think the bird was actually for sale or no”
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Hailey will put that lip balm in your ass if you ain’t looking
Hunter x Rhode
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The post presents fabricated images suggesting a Hunter x Rhode collaboration. No such partnership or products exist per either brand. rhodeskin.com hunterboots.com
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Not too much on those two gasping Swifties please!
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“i never could have done this without ai !!” that means u still haven’t done it my love
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not now jigsaw
Taylor Swift has changed her Instagram bio: “And, baby, that’s sh0w business f0r y0u.”
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having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve
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come over. I promise my philosophy makes more sense in person
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Just been commissioned to write a review of Emily Wilson’s review of Christopher Nolan’s film of Emily Wilson’s translation of Homer’s poem
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