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Foul mouthed Spaniel taking aim against the rebel scum

Edinburgh, Scotland
Joined December 2019
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Shocker of a Cocker retweeted
Hearts fans are more angry at rangers for taking Mcinnes, Shankland & Devlin than they are at the SFA for robbing them of a title πŸ˜‚
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Shocker of a Cocker retweeted
Replying to @JohnSwinney
This is a masterclass in statistical lying to manufacture a constitutional grievance. You claim the Prime Minister is taking β€œup to Β£4bn from Scotland's pensioners to pay for social care in England”, but your own Deputy First Minister’s letter admits that Β£4bn figure is an unadjusted cash-terms extrapolation for 2049–50, nearly a quarter of a century away. Terrifying pensioners today with compounding spreadsheet projections for 24 years in the future is cynical politics. More importantly, the claim that Scottish money is going south to fund English care is completely fabricated. Social care is fully devolved. If the UK Government invests money into an English National Care Service, the Barnett formula automatically triggers massive, proportional block grant windfalls straight into Holyrood's bank account. Scotland doesn't pay for English care; Holyrood gets a cash payout because of it. The ultimate irony is that Scotland’s population is ageing faster than the rest of the UK. Scottish pensions are currently underwritten by a 68-million-strong UK tax base and an annual Β£25.3bn UK Treasury fiscal transfer. If Scotland were independent, facing a 10% structural deficit without a central bank, you couldn't maintain existing state pensions on Day 1, let alone in 2050. Honest John?πŸ˜‚
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Shocker of a Cocker retweeted
Jackie Baillie calling it as it is. Well said πŸ’―
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Shocker of a Cocker retweeted
Celtic β€˜won’ the league last season purely through corruption. It had nothing to do with a 74 year old Martin O’Neill being some sort of managerial master, the officials in Scotland simply cheated Hearts out of the title. Everyone knows this. Look at the old fraud tonight.
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Shocker of a Cocker retweeted
Mass hysteria this morning over Celtic being referred to the same standard as the rest of the league. Like clockwork! referee got every decision right and becomes a target online. All to ensure next time he gives Celtic the 50/50s All by design, been happening for years!
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Shocker of a Cocker retweeted
If you invited someone in to your house for a drink and he proceeded to wreck the place causing hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of damage whilst mocking your dead relatives would you invite him back? March was a chance to get the old allocation back. You ruined it, scum.
Back to no away fans then for the derby for the foreseeable then 😴 Rangers have completely killed the fixture with their shitebag mentality
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I cannot believe this actually has to be said to some but the memory and respect to the 66 is of far far more importance than an away day out to Parkhead. They aren't getting back until they can behave like normal humans.
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Shocker of a Cocker retweeted
Got to feel sorry for this poor lad, he's so used to seeing... "It's a close one,Frank? More off than on, is it? Nick, Don, John? What do you reckon? I'd say that's off. Yes definitely off, that's what I'm seeing. Digger, It's Kev, confirming off field review, goal off side."
#LASKCEL #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #LASKCeltic #FIFA #CelticFc We need to appeal this offside descion, we are talking about 40nillion pounds. And the UCL. I hope this gets throughly checked. Why was there no lines on the VAR?
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Storming out another interview. Guys genuinely an insufferable, arrogant & clueless cunt. 4 more years of this.
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Shocker of a Cocker retweeted
A short movie.
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Shocker of a Cocker retweeted
This soundbite from the CEO of the SFA shows exactly why the officiating standards are where they are, and why they will never improve. It also shows why Collum will remain in situ after a mortifying season of gaffs and the reputation of Scottish football is in the toilet as a result. Not a single Scottish official at the World Cup. It's defensive and laughably blames the notion that "we live in a country that forensically examines every decision" we have to presume there's zero intention to look at things with a critical eye and even admit that we need vast change and improvement. I've said it before and this is the proof - the culture of low standards and low accountability starts at the top of the SFA and SPFL and is embedded right down. Nothing is going to change while these people are in charge. A footballing backwater.
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Shocker of a Cocker retweeted
Replying to @eNeecie
Every other day a new motorhome appears in my mother-in-law's drive and Neil hands me another bucket full of jewellery and cosmetics. I can only assume he's got himself a part time job I'm too busy to ask about.
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Interesting have a listen He’s stating facts πŸ’―%
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Shocker of a Cocker retweeted
First time in the history of Scottish football that a game has been concluded early at Celtic Park. We’ve gone from β€œinjury time until Celtic score” to β€œinjury time until Celtic invade the pitch”. SPFL playing a blinder again. πŸ˜‚
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Shocker of a Cocker retweeted
SFA replied they would look at this when they got back from the Trongate.
Club statement: Events at Celtic Park πŸ”— tinyurl.com/kke86ved
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Shocker of a Cocker retweeted
Same stadium, different team. If the Refs were honest , the League would have been won on Wednesday night The refs are either terrified or corrupt.
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Shocker of a Cocker retweeted
2 Governing Bodies. Astroturf in Top League. Part Time Refs. No Goalline Tech. Half Arsed VAR Refs fearing to give decisions against one team. Zero ref consistency. Zero ref training. According to SFA, everyone else’s fault but theirs.
Scottish FA statement.

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