𝘼𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙀𝙍 ( parody ) !

❝ ‘Ey, cariño ~ ❞ He whispers. ❝ You wanna go out and grab somethin’ to bite later? ❞

❝ That’s what I thought. ❞ He hisses with a weak little grin, laying back down, allowing a sigh to escape himself. ❝ I’m not ( that ) loco, mami—I’m not gonna leave you. ❞

Places a soft kiss wherever he can, giving her a squeeze.

He imitates the little huff and pout. ❝ I’ll go lay on the couch instead, Sharon. ❞ He threatens, making a weak attempt to get up.

❝ It’s a ( maybe ), mami, I can’t do anything about that — ❞ he doubles down with another little chuckle. ❝ You’d do a lot less cardio. ❞

❝ ‘Ey, I love you even more than that, then. ❞ he shrugs, placing a kiss on her hand. ❝ ( Maybe ) even more than my car. ❞ He teases, giving her a light squeeze.

He shakes his head. ❝ ( I’m ) the lucky one, you’re just in denial, cariño. ❞ he teases. ❝ I don’t even wanna imagine how ( sad ) my life would’ve been if we hadn’t met. ❞

Oh, this is just his dream. Pure bliss and perfection. ❝ I love you too. ❞ he replied, purring softly in pure comfort. ❝ And I wouldn’t ( dare ). ❞ he coos.

A weak hum of agreement. ❝ No complaints here. ❞ Robbie whispers, returning the kiss with another to her head. ❝ I got a couple ideas for what we could do when we’re up and awake, though. ❞ He adds, his tone alluding to the nature of these ideas.

⠀ ⠀ ❝ It’s fine. ❞ He murmurs, his hand starting to softly caress at her bare back as he yawned. ❝ Sleep well? ❞

A slight hum at the thought, a dozen more kisses meeting her lips. ❝ Believe me, that’d be a big step, Sharon— ❞ a few more thoughtful kisses. ❝ —and I like it ( here ) too. There’s more room for ‘fun’. ❞ He whispers in slight tease.

His quiet snoring is interrupted by the stirring. A long inhale, and then a blind attempt at a kiss was served to the top of her head. ❝ Hey ~ ❞

❝ It’s not possible— ❞ Peck, peck, peck. ❝ I love you too much to get tired of you ~ ❞

As she shakes her head, he nods his, silencing her with another kiss before she can say another word. ❝ Shush, it’s ( true ). ❞

( When ). ❝ Sharon Reyes— ❞ He echoes, hands rising to cup her cheeks, guiding her to meet his lips in a passionate peck. ❝ — I love you more. ❞ He murmurs with a slight smirk pulling at the corner of his brims.

An eyebrow quirks at the thought. ❝ No promises. ❞ He playfully dismisses, beckoning for her to straddle him. ❝ I don’t think Robbie Reyes-Carter sounds right, honestly, so ( when ) we do get hitched, you’re definitely taking my name. ❞

❝ That’s some loco #%^*, you know that, right? ❞ He teases with a slight laugh, shaking his head at her words. ❝ Because 𝑰 love 𝒚𝒐𝒖 more. ❞