i was never a doctor

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basicwhite retweeted
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to this future president.
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RUN! HERE COMES UNI!!
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Le japon si t'enlève la bouffe et les animés
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you only get one canadian in your life. choose wisely.
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Just put the dih in bro πŸ’”
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basicwhite retweeted
Diddy is reportedly challenging Jamaican drug lord Dudus for dominance in prison. Officers fear the rivalry could spark a riot.
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basicwhite retweeted
i'm shy cuh...
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MOJTABA KHAMENEI STRIKE DOWN GERMAN BASES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
barry with the NED
@bonzerbarryOct 25
Fars: According to a security and defense correspondent for Fars News Agency, following an increase in anti-Iran efforts by Germany, Iran has warned the country that if Berlin openly enters into a military conflict with Iran, all German military bases and related centers throughout the region will become legitimate targets.
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BREAKING: Ethan Klein found dead
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Was planning to propose there next week. Great.
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do you know how utterly soul-destroying it is to see old pieces of text written by you with the full understanding that you will never be able to write that way again. you simply cannot string sentences together in the same manner. your lexicon has shrunk. your brain is fried
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BREAKING: Ethan Klein has been pronounced dead at his home from unspecified cause.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Ethan Klein is alive. No credible reports confirm any death; recent coverage only addresses his separation from Hila Klein and H3 Podcast hiatus after affair allegations. The image is a fabricated memorial. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H3h3Produ… rollingstone.com/culture/cultur… usatoday.com/story/entertai…
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Hila Klein took her kids to Israel to avoid CPS jurisdiction
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in battlestar galactica it is cannon that the cromagnons where actually made of chrome
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basicwhite retweeted
"No major city in North America is majority White."
Barring a few inner continental cities like Calgary, Edmonton, Salt Lake, Denver, no major city in North America is majority 'white'. Montreal and Seattle will be minority by the next census. Quebec City is the only supermajority white city in the Americas beyond the next census.
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basicwhite retweeted
Lukas (computer)πŸ›‘οΈ
@SCHIZO_FREQOct 24
The most likely person to cheat on you is a lifetime loser who just got 15% more attractive after some minor glow-up and is experiencing options for the first time in their life. Nobody in the universe is less loyal
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basicwhite retweeted
Hasan Piker says you have to hate your wife to do this to her in response to Ethan Klein putting Eye Liner on Tamara (the girl he cheated on his wife with)
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ethan do this one thing and you'll be reincarnated as a lotus flower in your next life
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