Artist/Beachcomber - Born absolutely exhausted and fed up with everyone’s shit. Do not follow if you're MAGA, cryptø, or into AI - you will not like it here.
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Happy National Pumpkin Day! 🎃
Thank you Brookdale Farms for donating pumpkins to our Sanctuary. These pumpkins will be used as decoration on-site for Owl-o-Ween this Saturday and enrichment for our raptors! 🦉
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Did you just update to the new UI on Samsung and the new placement of the google bar is pissing you off? The fix:
1. Tap and hold blank area on home screen
2. Widgets > scroll for Google and select the bar (now it's on top.
3. Do step 1 again > Settings
Show search on hs > none
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A Cookie Tin Mimic for #MimicChallenge !
"You thought you were wise to this blue tin's tricks, you weren't even expecting cookies, but it has fooled you once again"
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When hermit crabs are happy they spread their antenna out all the way and look so cute
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I'm a professional photographer, but my product photos look like this. Why? And why not solid backgrounds? Because they are boring and I like people to visualize things on their shelf. I spent my life being professional, now I want to have fun. 4sale -> OffshoreOddities -> Etsy
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My shop is back! Listing a bunch of new sculptures and oddities. I'm in the process of shooting photos so if you don't see something you saved please be patient.
OffshoreOddities -> Etsy
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I resurface from oblivion to present my Magnum Opus. My masterpiece. My legacy.
"Be Not Afraid"
Stylus on Screen (Procreate on iPad)
2026
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I also saw these (abstract Christmas trees?) at TJ Maxx and well...it's a flared base
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In case anybody is wondering, yes all hermit crabs eat together and are civilized. Look at my children getting along 🥹
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While looking for slacks at TJ Maxx I also got this ghost owl which conveniently was also on clearance.
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I bought this Pier 1 shelf sitter duck at a thrift store years ago (picture from ebay because I forgot to take a before photo) and turned it into a hooded merganser because I have free will and a mortgage
