︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ 𝒯he 𝐻o͟l͟y͟ 𝒪ne .ᐟ

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀world what day ? ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀( * stepping back , deep ⠀ ⠀⠀breaths to calm the laughter ⠀ ⠀⠀down — a few chuckles still ⠀ ⠀⠀follow . ) ⠀ ⠀⠀yeah , i wanna know . dad’s ⠀ ⠀⠀gonna kill you for this wall , ⠀ ⠀⠀by the way . ⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀i’m sorry , i’m sorry , it’s just ⠀ ⠀⠀— you look so funny . ⠀ ⠀⠀( * she states between ⠀ ⠀⠀laughs , wiping tears from ⠀ ⠀⠀her eyes as she stood ⠀ ⠀⠀straight again . ) ⠀ ⠀⠀how do you get into these ⠀ ⠀⠀situations ? ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ( * it was tempting , but dad ⠀ would be angry . lifting the ⠀ pipe and swinging several ⠀ times , slowly but surely ⠀ cracking away at the wall . ⠀ she could see his face , and ⠀ so had to pause , doubling ⠀ over to start cackling . ) ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀( * side eyeing the pipe ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀before swiping it up , ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀taking a step back . ) ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀what if i hit you ? ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀what the hell am i ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀supposed to do . ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀daaaaad ! your stupid ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀boyfriend is stuck in ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀the wall ! ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀is this … ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀a dream ? ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀i’ve missed you . 💔 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

hey , dad .

ahh, you mad

it’s all he does .

where’s your hairline

dino. james beefing with a 17yr old (she always starts it) will never fail to crack me up

where’s your wife

deserved

thank you.