@ofhisoptimism

⠀ ݁ ⠀ 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙'𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝙪𝙜𝙡𝙮 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 . . . @L0VEF00LS lewd themes will be present often. 𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙒. 𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄 !!!!!!!🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

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ً@kreophagos16 Apr 2024
get up. we got a job to do.
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phew, dont even get me started, i’ve gotten /so/ tired of it. you’re definitely a welcome change of pace.
‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎＊ ‎ 𓏼 ‎ ‎◞ ‎ ‎ 𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵𝚂𝙱͟𝙰𝙽𝙴 ｡@mechanicfangs9h
⠀⠀ … me too. feels better having one less person to look over at shoulder for, you know ? ⠀⠀
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offering the reader a hot dog. “ they charge for condiments, you believe that shit? “
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he too feeds way too many cats.
クズリ.@kuzurri18h
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀pullin’ up ‘n his pick up truck , feedin’ his cat colony today . ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
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ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ 〜 𝐒 ᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ retweeted
‍ ‍ 🍸🎶༘ ‍𝕁ΔรOภ ‍ ᕲᑘᐺᗩᒪ ☠︎︎@VICECITYVETOct 8
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ﹙ 𝖲𝖳𝖠𝖱𝖳𝖤𝖱 ﹚⠀⠀ 𝐶𝐴𝐿𝐿⠀ ⠀: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 this tweet to receive ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀a gif + sentence starter or ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 for a written one ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀w/ context — ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
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ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ 〜 𝐒 ᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ retweeted
ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ 〜 𝐒 ᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ@ofhisoptimismOct 27
tugging out his reading glasses and leaning his head back to get a good look at what the reader is showing him.
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“ feel like that was more in a ballpark but i’ll take it. what do i get as a prize? “
‍ ‍ ‍ೀ 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐒@vicecitybaddiex21h
‍ ‍ ‍〝 right on the nose , arañito . 〞
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“ absolutely. no doubt. “ pete damn near had a heat stroke during the last summer, seems like crime always spikes during that season. “ why? ya doubtin’ me? “ another little tease in graces direction, chest lightly moving with a chuckle.
THE 𝘕𝘈𝘜𝘛 IN 𝘈𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘈𝘜𝘛 .ᐟ@SH0ULDNTBEHERE22h
"oh yeah?" if grace knew about his other job, then he would definitely be worried about him in that suit on those hot days. "you would catch me?"
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i dunno, i feel like i always caught you at a bad time and we just never really talked like this. glad we did though.
‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎＊ ‎ 𓏼 ‎ ‎◞ ‎ ‎ 𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵𝚂𝙱͟𝙰𝙽𝙴 ｡@mechanicfangsOct 27
⠀⠀ why’d think we didn’t have a lot in common ? ⠀⠀
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He’d flinch slightly at the bap, a nervous chuckle leaving him. Him always assuming seems to be an issue he needs to take care of. “ Alright, alright, loud and clear. “ Pete gently takes the steak and bites into it, not nearly as big as her own but still a decent chunk. Damn,—
An 𝙐𝙉𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙑𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀 Halloween—‼️ | 🎃@QueenOfBitesOct 27
Replying to @QueenOfBites
lot 'cause I /like/ eatin'. An' I like ta eat /with/ other people. I wanna see ya enjoy food, 'cause it makes mine taste even BETTER." Her other hand reached up to bap him on the head, giving him a grin. "So don't beat yerself up over it, an' ask ta come over more often, ya
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—that was good, and it certainly showed in his expression. “ Thanks. “
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and to think i figured we didn’t have anything in common. miracle what’s possible when i actually . . well, communicate.
‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎＊ ‎ 𓏼 ‎ ‎◞ ‎ ‎ 𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵𝚂𝙱͟𝙰𝙽𝙴 ｡@mechanicfangsOct 27
⠀⠀ exactly ! it’s hard to choose. ⠀⠀
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“ Oh. I uh, I dunno I just assumed cause of your big appetite that you didn’t love sharing. “ The bite his face off part was more of a playful way of her just saying no, now he’s thinking he just came off as an asshole. “ That was . . stupid. “ A bit of a trail off. Damn it.
An 𝙐𝙉𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙑𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀 Halloween—‼️ | 🎃@QueenOfBitesOct 27
"...?" Giving him a genuine head tilt of confusion, long lupine ears of hers flopping over from the angle she hit. She chewed a bit on the back of her paint brush, before furrowing her brows. "What're ya, /stupid/? Why would I bite yer head off, I /like/ sharin' food."
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best part of lord of the rings, so many great characters to love.
‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎＊ ‎ 𓏼 ‎ ‎◞ ‎ ‎ 𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵𝚂𝙱͟𝙰𝙽𝙴 ｡@mechanicfangsOct 27
⠀⠀ gimli is a legend, hey ? aragorn is my second favourite naturally, but honestly i really like sam too. ⠀⠀
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ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ 〜 𝐒 ᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ retweeted
CBM Shots
@CBMshotsOct 27
Spider-Man: Brand New Day
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jay🐧@t1ntedbl0ssomzOct 26
*paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette *paws at you* give me a cigarette
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right? like he just didn’t stand out that much compared to everyone else. who’s your second favorite? mine is gimli, he’s just awesome and hilarious.
‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎＊ ‎ 𓏼 ‎ ‎◞ ‎ ‎ 𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵𝚂𝙱͟𝙰𝙽𝙴 ｡@mechanicfangsOct 27
⠀⠀ agreed. he never really impressed me much, and i can’t help but to find the fight a bit goofy, especially that one scene where gandalf is spinning on the ground. ⠀⠀
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ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ 〜 𝐒 ᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ retweeted
smol silly cat
@CatsillynessOct 27
Consumed by greed
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tell me about it. uh, y’know? probably saruman, he’s just kinda whatever to me. like the fight between him and gandalf is cool and all but he just doesn’t do anything for me.
‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎＊ ‎ 𓏼 ‎ ‎◞ ‎ ‎ 𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵𝚂𝙱͟𝙰𝙽𝙴 ｡@mechanicfangsOct 27
⠀⠀ hey, no need to be sorry. i guess we’re both a bit lacking when it comes to our social skills, huh ? how about your least favourite character then ? ⠀⠀
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. . . i have no opinion on this that won’t get me stabbed.
ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ☨ܓ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝖒⛧⃝ʀ͟ᵗ͟є͟₥͟𓈓@lecherumbraOct 27
ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ communing with demonic entities is not for the weak. this blue-skinned fuck just said i look like prime meat ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
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ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ 〜 𝐒 ᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ retweeted
ᵀʰᵉ ᴬᵐᵃᶻⁱⁿᵍ 〜 𝐒 ᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ .ᐟ@ofhisoptimismOct 24
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭. 𝐇𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐟.
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